“Why did you answer my ad online if you were just gonna ignore me?” “My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window through binoculars, you knew what this was.”

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“SHUT UP Barry! You’re just gonna eat all of the pizza anyways!” “HEY! Don’t lob factual statements at me as if they’re insults!”

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“Well, I’m back and it could not have gone better! Prescott & I had full and complete sex beneath the meat slicer! ... Steve? Steve?! ... Huh, nobody is here to hear my lie.”

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“It’s a memory neutralizer, flashes a light that wipes the last 24 hours from your memory. I use it on myself every time I watch The Nutty Professor, that way I get as hard as I did the first time!”

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“Goofing off? I’ll have you know I got up at 4:30 this morning to get into character as Russian banana inspector Olladouis Goofoff. Does that sound like goofing off to you?”

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Sort of disappointed that I got this right before the start of Quad XP.. but still extremely thankful and glad to have the grind done! I wanted to thank this subreddit for all the advice and countless threads with tips and tidbits on what to do. If you’re doubting yourself, YOU CAN DO IT!!!

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