I guess getting all those damn Stones of Barenziah was worth it.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/skyrim
Mrw when I tell my parents that I got engaged and instead of a congratulations or any excitement, they were upset that my boyfriend didn't ask for permission from my father and lectured me for an hour on respect.7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I wore red lipstick with very minimal makeup to work last night. My boss's reaction was similar to Mallory's. 😐🙄6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone take away her highlighter until she promises to use it correctly.7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/crappycontouring
I love Sephulta so much I decided to name my daughter after it and now everyone is being mean to Meeeeeeeee!!! You pores don't understand.7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
Hunbot claiming you can make 20k+ from Younique in a month.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Why? Her mouth open like that looks like a blow up doll and the lashes are so bad!4yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Completed No Stone Unturned in nine consecutive hours with nothing but a list of locations.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/skyrim
Netflix always judging me and asking silly questions.9yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
CC NOT EFFING WELCOME I LOVE MY LOOK AND WON'T CHANGE IT FOR ANY OF YOU PORES. 💁6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
My former upline doesn't know how math works. They would still have to spend $85 to get the bundle and this AMAZZZINNNNGGGGGG 😍😍 Palette.7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it kinda misleading to get people to join your team by telling them that they'll be a preferred customer?6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
For giving the illusion of class. Just buy some shitty overpriced makeup!6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Remember her? Someone just shared a NikkieTutorials video to a beauty group and everyone is tagging, saying they thought Nikkie was her. I have no words.7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/crappycontouring
Husband's, fiances, boyfriends, don't buy your girl this overpriced shit.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
I dunno, maybe stop trying to kill your self shilling shit products? Just a thought.5yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
My former sponsor is using the viral post about the girl who cashed in 12,000 ulta points to recruit huns. Doesn't mention that the makeup from ulta is miles ahead in terms of quality. Featuring too many emojis.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
When the local LuLaRoe and Younique reps team up trying to sell this tacky Chanel knockoff makeup bag as classy.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/antiMLM
How nice of him to put a picture of his girlfriend on his car.6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Desperate sales attempt? Check. Awful makeup advice? Check. Too many emojis? Check. The Younique Trifecta7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Met in 2011, lost contact for five years, reconnected and two years later, we're engaged and couldn't be happier!7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/JustEngaged
Reminder to hug your buddies extra tight. My best friend growing up took a turn for the worst and probably won't make it a week.7yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/beagles
Sure, trying to guilt me into a shitty collection is a great way to make sales. 🙄6yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
Look At the GREAT Contour Day I'm Having! CCNW Because I Obviously Wanted It To Look This Way!!! 💏💏9yr ⋅ Stephylococcusaureus ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
