I desperately try to avoid pre-judging a person, but I must admit that this time I failed.9yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/funny
Every thread on marriage seems to be filled with very negative comments.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
For the past two years I've been convinced we didn't have any money.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When my wife asks why don't you sneak home at lunch for a nooner?10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife tells me she loves the way my butt looks in a new pair of jeans.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I sneakily hook a small catfish and then give my five-year-old daughter the fishing pole to reel it in, and she spends the next two days proudly describing the huge fish she caught to anyone who would listen.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The exact words I said to my wife after introducing my six-year-old son to Portal and watching him get through the first 13 levels in just over an hour.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My wife's birthday is in three days and I still have no idea what she wants. I hope I remember her account name.9yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My wife's reaction when I succumb to the kid's request and take the car through the McDonald's drive-thru backward.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW we're having fun with the girls on trollx and they start voting up threads telling the boys to leave.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
It's almost the weekend and the mods are sleeping. Post images of sexy grills.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I fix something for my wife and she says I love your brain so much. And your height. And your penis.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I saw the post about the 15-year-old who thinks he's been seriously traumatized because he heard his 50-year-old parents having sex.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How the regulars on a small subreddit like TrollY respond to all the new visitors.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How it feels when we're lying in bed and she snuggles in to spoon.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm at a conference of mathematicians and actuaries. Off to the side they've created a recharge room where you can escape the crowd and sit in silence.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When my 4-year-old daughter calls me into the bathroom to help her wipe and her poop is the size of a soda can.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I haven't man-scaped in a few weeks and my wife offers me a blow job.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I'm absentmindedly picking my nose while driving and unexpectedly hit a huge pothole in the road.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW me and the kids push the couch up to the big picture window to watch a huge thunderstorm go by and I read them Charlie and the Chocolate Factory while we snack on fresh warm Rice Crispy squares.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Late at night after a very long day and my wife suggests sex10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW I discovered that my youngest boy has convinced himself that every tanker truck he sees on the highway is filled with liquid chocolate.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I catch myself, once again, using a different tone of voice when I talk to men vs women. It's driving me crazy.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm picking up a few toys at the sex shop and the old woman working there provides me with her personal experience of each of the products I'm buying.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My wife was reminiscing about University the other day and I accidentally mentioned that our six-year-old son is now closer to his University years then she was.11yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A wise man once told me this when I started in the aviation industry. It applies to any skill-demanding job with serious consequences for failure.11yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I see a post or comment that suggests marriage involves a wife using sex as 'currency'.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My inevitable reaction when I'm trying to comfort someone.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I spend so much time Redditing on the toilet at work that my legs fall asleep and I try to sneak back to my desk undetected.11yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my wife starts walking toward me after the kids have driven her crazy all day and she's in a terrible mood.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife says sorry I'm late, I got distracted looking at your Reddit posts.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How it feels to be the father of three young, energetic, and very loud children.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
My greatest fear when my conservative in-laws are visiting. Alternatively, Why I need to install a lock in our toy cupboard.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Me, every time I find a jet nozzle in the wall of a swimming pool.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm deep in thought staring at a project I'm working on and my wife sneaks up behind me and grabs my butt.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
That feeling when you're just going through your normal week and discover that your SO is in the grips of ovulation-induced horniness.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Ten minutes into playing Terraria with my seven-year-old son he gives me a 'busy-work' task because I keep getting in the way and wrecking his stuff.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I'm turtle-heading and trying to get to the washroom but meet coworkers on the way.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm sitting around the campfire with all my sister-in-laws and accidentally (although completely appropriately) used the word 'fierce' in the conversation. I blame the influence of TrollX.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
As a guy who isn't into sports but recently moved to a small town that talks about nothing else, this would be my dream10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
After years of working in an office, I periodically think back to the most immediately-gratifying job I've ever had.11yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/pics
What it feels like when I'm going commando in loose basketball shorts and my ballsack has dropped six inches because it's a thousand degrees outside.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
When I'm walking toward the bathroom to take an epic crap and my boss stops me for a 15 minute conversation in the hallway.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife is given delicious pina coladas on a hot summer day and the host hands me a straight whiskey.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I'm at a conference of mathematicians and actuaries. Off to the side they've created a recharge room where you can escape the crowd and sit in silence. [xpost /r/mildlyinteresting]10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/intj
When my logical brain says don't pass that slow car, you're almost home anyway and my reptilian brain ignores that advice and hits the accelerator.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
What goes through my head when someone says they want to watch a sad movie because they need to have a good cry.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I realize that my son is old enough to start getting in trouble on the internet and I'm forced to implement web filtering on our home network.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
All of the parent's reactions when we took our kids to the most dangerous playground ever built. It was totally wicked. For the kids.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
What happens every time a coworker asks me to help them out of a jam.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
In my experience, family responsibilities, busy careers, and periodically relocating seem to make it quite difficult to connect to new people much beyond a superficial level.11yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What I feel like doing when one of my son's friends comes over and acts like a little shit.10yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Immediately after saying this my wife paused and asked did I just actually say that?11yr ⋅ stay_at_work_dad ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
