I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see -- hardcore nudity!6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Excuse me. No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there..6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Only *REAL* nerds can reference something as obscure as Dragon Ball 😤😤😤5yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/gatekeeping
Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. You work, and you slave, and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick?!6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Reverend, emergency! I... it's the Simpson kids! Eedily... baptism... oodily... doodily... doodily!6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded.I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness -- poorness is underlined; In impotence and in potence; In quiet solitude, or blasting across the Alkali Flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated -- and it goes on like this...6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And now, taking over for Hungry Hungry Homer... Let's welcome Paint-Drinking Pete!6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uh, good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my I.D., which confirms my adultivity.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good evening, Edna. I know we were planning to see a film tonight but instead, I'm leaving town forever.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
... And you've all passed the drug test, except for Marge. Marge, you tested positive for crack and P.C.P.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
1796: A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination: New Sodom.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor-- Homer Simpson.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Another of Springfield's belovedest citizens was murdered today. Filthy old bartender Moe Szyslak has watered down his last highball.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Martin gets punch so hard he falls over, and his parents just stand there watching, not seeming concerned in the least.6yr ⋅ StacyLavelle ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
