oof my shirt ouch
oowie my furniture oof
I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see -- hardcore nudity!
better call the proper authorities
Awful, awful hair.
Excuse me. No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.
This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there..
[Homemade] Mussel, shrimp, and spanish chorizo paella.
... And then there's Maude! AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!!!
Only *REAL* nerds can reference something as obscure as Dragon Ball 😤😤😤
A NOBLE SPIRIT EMBIGGENS THE SMALLEST MAN
Well, Dean, I'm really sorry for the running-you-over prank.
Oh, this is bad. This is really bad. You work, and you slave, and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring. Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick?!
Reverend, emergency! I... it's the Simpson kids! Eedily... baptism... oodily... doodily... doodily!
Children, remain calm. The Falkland Islands have just been invaded.I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!
Do you, Marge, take Homer in richness and in poorness -- poorness is underlined; In impotence and in potence; In quiet solitude, or blasting across the Alkali Flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated -- and it goes on like this...
And now, taking over for Hungry Hungry Homer... Let's welcome Paint-Drinking Pete!
Marge, do you respect my intelligence?
A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
Uh, good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my I.D., which confirms my adultivity.
Good evening, Edna. I know we were planning to see a film tonight but instead, I'm leaving town forever.
... And you've all passed the drug test, except for Marge. Marge, you tested positive for crack and P.C.P.
way to support the troops!
Oh, my Lord! Stupid babies need the most attention.
1796: A fiercely determined band of pioneers leaves Maryland after misinterpreting a passage in the Bible. Their destination: New Sodom.
After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor-- Homer Simpson.
My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need...
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!
Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?
Hey, look! It's Pele!
Another of Springfield's belovedest citizens was murdered today. Filthy old bartender Moe Szyslak has watered down his last highball.
... And now to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown!
Wow! A big clown hankie!
Martin gets punch so hard he falls over, and his parents just stand there watching, not seeming concerned in the least.