Do it, I dare ya.

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Madlad co-worker

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Ain't that the truth.

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Hope she says yes.

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Life changing.

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What a madlad.

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Remember: Stars don't shine without darkness.

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One for the history books.

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hElP i'M bEiNg AtTaCkEd

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Rush order for globes, please.

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ah, yes.

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Road Safety Level : 99999999

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She's the Messiah!

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That's not.. Wait. What?!

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You guys don't...understand.

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You thought you did something there didn't you?

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The chosen one.

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I made similar arrangements of my own within five minutes of reading this.

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Rick's good people.

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I don't know who I am anymore.

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Even cuter when they go I'm not cute, I'm fierce!.

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Then silently trying to explain you're not a creep.

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Because why wouldn't you.

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Is it coming? It must be. Right? Yeah. Right?!

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Shh. Not a doctor.

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It's the law.

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No classic blunders this time.

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Katie be pure savage.

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Thanks Lorenzo

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Wholesome bro

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What a mess.

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I like that boulder.

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What a hoot

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The ads keep on coming.

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I am in pain.

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We had fun, right?

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Sell it to the Daily Bugle

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Real stand up guy.

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You a grown ass man, boy.

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Banter 100.

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I can't unsee this.

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What the fuck Candace

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That's a 10/10 from me.

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Now that's art.

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Uh..Chairman Kim? There's been a problem.

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Elon Musk opens Reddit:

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This.

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Mega salute.

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If there ever was one.

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No mercy.

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Only a clit dick.

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Cap? Shirt? Shorts? Checks out.

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Don't worry, Scott. We'll find her. Or someone like her. Or someone.

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Duck duck go

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Not enough ice packs in the world..

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Seventeen years.

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I believe in Dog.

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Maybe I'll start fresh tomorrow. ... *forgets about it for a month*

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I flipped the script.

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Wholesome twist.

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fUcK tHe PaTrIaRcHy

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what

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THIS MAKES ME HAPPY

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Reddit no take prisoner.

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After playing for eight hours straight.

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Cats aren't real.

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There's also an M1 Abrams in my backpack.

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When you explore for eight hours straight and this happens.

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Thanks, I'll never speak again.

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It also says 'NO'.

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It's calculator time.

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Hey, got you a smoothie.

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Someone cares.

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Ant, ant and an ant.

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'Uhm.. Hello?'

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Meanwhile I can't even remember my password.

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Let me poop in peace pls

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Power doesn't come from the act, but from the idea of it.

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Are you challenging me?

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Well Aren't You A Little Ray Of Pitch Black

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Destroyed in seconds.

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Need another season fast.

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Of course.

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Darkness is my happy color.

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Um.. Uhh. Nothing(?)

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Smort kids.

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Why is this so accurate?

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You narc.

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Professionals have STANDARDS.

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Gaymermell can go to hell.

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Pls take me pls

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Superpowers are real.

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ITAP of my ship in rough weather.

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His name must be Chad.

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Yellow submarine 🎵

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Pinkish-gold sea and sky. Perks of being a sailor.

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Don't live to work. Work to live. Um..excuse me what the fuck?

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*Run by AWOLNATION plays in the background*

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Look Ma, no effort!!

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I think I just wrote the perfect 2 by accident and I needed to tell the world.

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Love catching special times on digital clocks and watches. Just me?

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A rainbow in rough South Atlantic Ocean waters.

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Seventeen years.

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What just happened

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