The cream of mushroom soup tasted a little... odd that day.
[GIF] Did you really think that would work, Johnny boy?
They don't succeed.
Jimmy makes a desperate mark
A not at all ordinary child is born
The deep, deep demise of Arthur Read
Mr. Johnson gets paid a visit
A family friendly Teleshit
Convincing XJ-9 that it was a brother was, admittedly, tough.
Kermit wants an answer
You're not always the brightest when you need your weed
It's green because I'm that fucked up!
Elmo's life changes for the better.
Nuhyi jmye Zhklobor allah aleazim!
That selfie Jackie posted was just begging for it.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Something I feel should be addressed
The pain lasted a rather shocking four hours.
Seriously though, birdseed?
Oh wait, none of us really cared for him.
So is this what you guys mean by 'Rule 34 fanart?'
He never went back to that alleyway after the incident
Rocky arrives late to the punch
Peep can't sleep.
So I heard Guy Smiley strips were a new trend here...
Yes, I know it's late, I just thought the idea was funny.
Junior makes a mistake in science
Christmas in the midwestern United States, 1932
An agender intruder appears.
Oh yeah, keep stroking that fur son!
To be fair, this is something he'd actually do.
This being Elmo, of course, the message failed.