Men can wear make up, but *only* if extreme conflict ensues...3yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
“You can find the Johnson&Johnson’s powder in the deep interior pocket, stored next to my bullets and bottled up emotions.”4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Based only upon looks, whom do you prefer? (the slightly less babyfaced edition)10mo ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/GilmoreGirls
INTERVIEWER: What do you want out of life? ME: The entire Drag Race franchise on one streaming service.3yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/rupaulsdragrace
Folks talking about “the Republican Party was founded to end slavery” as if Dotcom hasn’t been shedding truths on a party’s evolution for years...FOR YEARS!4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/30ROCK
OP deleted before I could get some AD appreciation- COME ON!5yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
I’d like to think I speak for everyone here when I say, “WE’LL BE BRINGING YOU SOME SALMON ROLLS RIGHT AWAY... in heaven.” RIP Jessica Walters, one of the greatest actors of all-time.3yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
Perhaps the greatest still frame of the entire series4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
My delusional ass looking for myself in the crowd footage during the Renaissance film5mo ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/beyonce
Honestly, by episode 3 they could’ve interviewed someone looking like this motherfucker and I would’ve been like, “yeah sure.”4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/TigerKing
When it’s been months since you’ve been touched and the weirdest things start working for you4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/30ROCK
Me, 2 weeks from now, attempting to escape my apartment for candy at CVS4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/30ROCK
Comment on a Relationship Advice post about a BF sexualizing his GF’s rape. The straights need 30yrs of therapy MIN👏I👏MUM👏4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Stars Hollow: Population of 9,973 Also Stars Hollow: All our children are Broadway-caliber singers3yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/GilmoreGirls
He’s got the freak lips and can hit the high C all night long3yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
This past summer my friend and I were lounging by a lake, saw two 20something guys wrestling in the water, and we both screamed,4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/30ROCK
For all those on here going through a tough time, feeling lost and in need of some advice:4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/30ROCK
Oh I’m so glad he clarified. Cuz when I think cushioned chair I think MEN PENETRATING MEN.4yr ⋅ SplintersApprentice ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
