So at the beginning of the game, I bought this hat because I regretted my hairstyle. Then, I accidentally got married wearing it. I’m very happy to announce I was able to pass on the torch of bad decisions today.4yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/StardewValley
What an absolute god, mad respect for the guy who gave us all a childhood.4yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
According to the lore how do Sanghelli brush their teeth? Do they have one special 4-pronged toothbrush or one for all 4 mouths? Or is there one toothbrush per mouth? Can it clean out human semen? Can human semen orally impregnate a sanghelli? Has teabagging ever created a human-sanghelli chimera?2yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/shittyhalolore
A fun tradition I have is moving the rug under my dog each night. I don’t know why, it’s just fun.5yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/StardewValley
What is the lore on Edward Snowden leaking ONI files to the press? What did he leak and what affects did this have?2yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/shittyhalolore
This shitty Instagram ads say that they’re “the most effective treatment against anxiety”. Clearly, this is bullshit. If you suffer from anxiety, therapy and medication are the best treatment, not a low-budget mobile game.5yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/assholedesign
I just blew 50,000 on beer completely by accident... I guess drinks are on me4yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/StardewValley
Sorry for the bad pic, but I finally did it! The challenge is worth doing to unlock the next challenge!4yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/superhot
Brothers, this is the last straw. The next glorious crusade against thy furries must commence!5yr ⋅ Spider-Sam1500 ⋅ r/CrusadeMemes
