Not being friends because of an opinion is stupid unless it’s an opinion I disagree with

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The onion did not need to call me out like that

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Everyone against the wall!

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(Not OC) I think they should have given Smaug reading glasses

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This kid is literally the main character

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Am I right to be annoyed that my roommate leaves the floor of the bathroom soaked after his shower

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“NoT aLl CoPs.”

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I don’t think anyone has cleaned under our can opener in a while.

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2200 lbs of brisket. This is enough for 4 days

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Thoughts on the new tattoo?

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Possible problem

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Dasher claims that the Pizza was given to him by the restaurant in this condition

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That’s actually super useful

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*cough* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I’ve found the dumbest tweet of all time

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Math and reading is hard.

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Buck can’t see the irony in this statement

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Rasha with the comeback

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I made this post about a year ago, I’m taking credit for the video today lol

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What? I hate this person

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That’s totally the reason why

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Vote for Biden because...(checks notepad of hypocritical excuses) he’s not hitler

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Hook, Line, and sinker.

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There’s this tiny bit of crown molding left from before my apartment was renovated

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I’m not sure I’ve seen a worse generalization

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That’s useful

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What do they sell there?

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Babish cheesecake with babish caramel sauce

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It’s not every day you see “the worst car... in the world”

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Forma Pasta on East Warrington is a hidden gem

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Don’t be a causal

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Should I say something about this to the delivery driver?

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He was close to being knocked out and then he got kneed in the head I’m not sure why people think he’s going to be pop right up

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Somebody decided that this plastic wrap was all done

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Thanks Amazon.

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They’ve hit a new dumb

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Our guy may walk,talk, and act like a duck, but we assure you he’s not a duck.

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I’ll take my coffee with a dash of revolution

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Shhhhh

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No way

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The new Twitter UI. That’s it. That’s the post

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I actually gagged when I saw this

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Three years ago today my team had a pretty good meet

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I think it’s a good time to post this.

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It’s a swallow and the velocity formula. Should I get a coconut too or is it enough?

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I hate antivaxxers who have “done their own research” aka read some stupid BS mommy blog

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The title speaks for itself

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Somebody posted this on Facebook

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I don’t have a lawn. This will have to do.

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I think he’s recovered from his twitter rampage

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A 16 year old shouldn’t weigh less than 100 pounds much less 26

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So your label machine got jammed the other day

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This clock in my classroom which has an upside down 2 instead of a seven.

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Thanks I hate unidentifiable substances underneath equipment in the prep kitchen

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Call me crazy but hards lasting less than softs because you’re pushing is too extreme

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The ultimate sandwich

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There’s been about 10 different 911 calls about the smell from the Clariton plant

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This was typed out in full+emoji and tweeted and not once did he think “Oh wait I have seven works brain cells and six of them are working on keeping my face from imploding, maybe I shouldn’t tweet this”.

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Someone ordered a burrito with nothing on it

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I swear it’s just spinach officer!

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I...

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Final result

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What is PCS supposed to mean on this scale

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Do these clash? I will be in court tomorrow for an internship.

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So I cleaned the grill hood.

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People love saying whatever the fuck they want...

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Thanks, Elon. I wonder why all the advertisers are leaving?

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I love looking for apartments on a college budget

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This hurt to read

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What

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28 dollar delta 8 quarter from a gas station. If I don’t respond to any comments send help

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I love working downtown in a large city. Found this in the bathroom (don’t worry I washed my hands immediately after)

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My neighbor refuses to do anything with his junk mail

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Capitalism has apparently just stopped being a thing during the pandemic.

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We should own the Bernie supporters by giving the exactly what they’ve been trying to get

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Boxing Day Gumbo. This is one of my favorite BWB recipes, I highly recommend it

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This is why my acceptance rate is 13%

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Spent $9 on a new bowl, best decision ever. Anyone have a good name suggestion?

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AOC COMMIT ELECTION FRAUD. ME SAD.

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Does anyone actually go here?

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DuStIn DiDnT wIn It WaS a DoCtOrS StOpPaGe

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Do they even think about what they post?

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The breakfast of someone who likes to cook versus someone who doesn’t.

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Shoutout to Brother Andres Coffee in uptown

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Roast my slow focus

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Breakfast of champions

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Liberals love getting offended at everything while not actually trying to get any actual meaningful change.

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I saw this on r/insane parents, and oh boy it’s a good one

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Imagine suing your own child months after she lost her husband and daughter.

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The most effective lantern fly killer.

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