My mom is in denial about her memory issues until it benefits her and she wants to abuse my help and my bank account. This is how I finally gained the courage to separate our bank accounts: more in the comments4yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/insaneparents
My kitter likes to keep a lookout on top of his cat tree...sometimes in weird positions5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/ilikthebred
I’m starting a charity that will teach all goth teenagers how to eyebrows5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/awfuleyebrows
Working at Starbucks (and being vegetarian!) there’s very little I can eat that isn’t loaded with sugar or empty carbs. This is my easy low-cal go-to (~275cal)4yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/1200isplenty
Sucks when a beauty influencer feels like they need to edit themselves into a teeny tiny porcelain doll when they’re already naturally beautiful..5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/Instagramreality
Mentioned to a friend that her knife is cute and now I’m getting ads for these: cheap rainbow neckbeardette daggers4yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Sorry for the crooked angle and potato quality photo, but they let me make the pumpkin spice sign at work today!!6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
Every time my neighbors polish off another case of beer, they hang its cardboard corpse in the window. It’s only been 2 months since they moved in.6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trashy
I’m not even sure if this is the right place for this but I had a visceral reaction to it so. Here you go.5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/ATBGE
When you tell the green bean to date dot the toddy for 20 hours, so...she writes “20 hours” on it...now I have no idea when to pull this cold brew5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/starbucks
Every time I go manic I spend a huge wad on changing my hair drastically, then as soon as I’m not manic I regret it. My best friend has finally started putting me in my place. Get you a BFF who you can use as a frame of reference for your potentially crazy ideas!!!!5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/bipolar
Every time I walk past this I say “Wear Bleed, Gold Blue” in my head, and finally I’ve found the right subreddit6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/dontdeadopeninside
Friend from high school, they do their brows like this (and just their brows most of the time) every day6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/awfuleyebrows
All my coworkers now call our espresso machine cleaning tablets ”Forbidden Altoids”6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/forbiddensnacks
My cousin has looked like Katy Perry all along and these catcallers noticed before any of us did, I guess7yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/thatHappened
Gotta work on my birthday, but waking and baking helped make it a good day anyways!! [8]6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trees
My hair started out curly, before I fried it to death with hair dye. Second picture is just 5 days into CG, no gel or styling at all. Finally seeing ringlets again!!5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/curlyhair
My cousin has looked like Katy Perry all along and these catcallers noticed before any of us did, I guess7yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/thatHappened
At an [8] and just appreciating how beautiful and orangey green my new favorite strain is (L.A. Confidential!)5yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/entwives
Preparing for TLJ with a Star Wars marathon and lots of weed to make it through the prequels [3}6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trees
A quick scrub-down of my girl, Bubbles. If you haven’t cleaned your piece in a while, here’s your reminder!6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trees
I just got my medical card a few weeks ago and I already love it [2] ($55 legal state, 2 free gifts)7yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trees
[7} Bout 7.5 grams of an unknown strain of an indica leaning hybrid. Found a pretty tin to keep it all in!7yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trees
Haul from this morning! 2oz of various bud and 200mg of bonus edibles, but which should I smoke first?? ($100, legal state)6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/trees
First tattoo!! Designed and inked by Tayah at Modern Electric Studio (Berkeley CA)6yr ⋅ speedraecer ⋅ r/tattoos
