As an EMT, after a particularly busy 24 hour shift working in the ghetto:11yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/funny
I'm trying to buy block for a new patio from Home Depot. First they said the color I wanted wasn't available in my state. Then they said I could order the color but it would be shipped in pallets. Went to order when I noticed the pricing was way off.9yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
In the last 8 months, TV Networks have cancelled Honey Boo Boo, American Idol and 19 Kids and Counting. I'm so ecstatic9yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
(GTAV) Finally got my C-130 in single player mode. After several attempts and many more obscenities10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/gaming
Ordered a t-shirt off Etsy from a seller that was supposedly located in NY. Four weeks later it arrives from Russia with these stickers included:9yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/WTF
MRW my mom calls saying someone with an Indian accent keeps calling and saying he's a rep from the World Wide Web and he's going to shut down her dot-com compatibility10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/funny
My reaction when my manager scolds me and I show them the company policy written by THEIR manager stating I was right10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Fiance said this. I said ...text her a picture of it. She replied that it wasn't the same.9yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Used some parachute cord and made proper supply hose for the engines. Used the inner string to make pre-connect lines as well but those are still a work in progress9yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/lego
After seeing some amazing submissions, I deconstructed all my apparatus and started over from scratch. Here's the new trucks10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/lego
We had a broken door handle at the firehouse yesterday that we struggled to remove. Ended up overkilling it10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/pics
The top comment on a Youtube video. Thanks for making the rest of us look bad10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/funny
With all the talk of Kidney Stones, this is a simple prevention tip11yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Tried to warn a friend that his wife is talking about leaving him and sticking him with their debt. He told me to grow up and that he's too old for rumors11yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To Arizona legislators: After seeing John Stewart make fun of us... Again11yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Grown in Tucson, AZ. Haven't seen anything else like it around here10yr ⋅ SpartanFlem ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
