Kevin McCalister (from 'Home Alone 1 & 2') was treated so badly by his family that he went and found himself a new one.4mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
This is a picture from The Hunger Games. You may have forgotten it's a good series of films, due to the shitty YA copycats.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Let me get this straight. In Pixar's Elemental (2023), we are told the elements don't mix. Then how the hell did this gate get made?11mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
So let's do the math. Chuck gets stuck on an island for 4 years. His girlfriend, Kelly moves on, gets married and is now shown with a daughter that looks 2-ish years. Pregnancy is theoretically 9-months. Jesus...Kelly didn't waste ANY time. (Cast Away, 2000)1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989), the film's title is an example of incorrect English grammar. The word should be Shrank since it's using past tense. Shrunk is the past participle version which would require, Honey, I HAVE Shrunk The Kids. Disney had unwittingly shrunk the audience's IQ.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Quantumania's (2023) Rotten Tomatoes score continues to grow smaller everyday. This is a reference to it being an Ant-Man movie.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In WandaVision (2021), Monica says the often quoted line, They'll never know what you sacrificed for them. That's because her actress, Teyonah Parris was talking to an empty green-screen room with zero context for what was going on.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Despite The Terminator being on their tail in every instance, it somehow doesn't stop the ultimate threat: the conception of John Connor. No wonder the machines lost. They had one task. Prevent John Connor's birth. Instead they push a scared, horny woman into the arms of a PTSD riddled, horny man.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Spider-Man (2002), The Green Goblin demonstrates why Norman Osborn was let go of the company.9mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Toy Story 3, (2010), Barbie has Ken tied up and rips up his whole livelihood. This is after right she sweet talks him into being vulnerable. Barbie is evil.6mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Christopher Reeve and Valerie Perrine on set. (Superman: The Movie, 1978)1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
After years of superhuman feats, it finally happened. The Fast and The Furious characters joined the X-Men.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Avatar 2, Colonel Quaritch and his crew are brought back to life via the Avatar program. The military had stored their memories into a computer in case of their deaths. This is easily the most unrealistic part of the movie. The military would never give that much of a fuck about their own.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Recess: School's Out (2001), the police repeatedly refuse to solve the situation as the school is being taken over by terrorists. This is by far the most realistic part of the movie.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
For The Super Mario BrosTM Movie (2023), the writers have crafted a story that critics have called frantic, nonsensical, and an excuse for gratuitious fan-service. This is because the writers have fulfilled their mission in creating a motherf*cking, ass-kicking Super Mario BrosTM Movie.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Spider-Man (2002), Uncle Ben twice refers to Peter as Michelangelo. This is because he's a senile old man who forgot his nephew's name. He also calls Aunt May May when her first name is clearly Aunt.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Peter's secret identity gets revealed. This is why Marvel is bending backwards to get the previous Spider-Men to return. They're too chicken-shit to follow through with actual consequences for the identity reveal.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Prior to the late 1950s, the entire world was black & white. Pleasantville (1998) is a hauntingly accurate portrayal of how real life shifted from monochrome to color.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, on the set of Batman Returns (1992)1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
In Matilda (1996), Miss Honey lowers her eyeglasses in a suggestive fashion. Actually, not really. I'm just having perverted thoughts about Miss Honey.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Good Burger 2, we see a celebrity who has had a 30 year successful run at comedy. Next to him is the guy who should have had it instead.5mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I can make fun of Superman III. I can make fun of Batman & Robin. I can even make fun of Catwoman. But I can't even enjoy WW84 (2021) on that level. It's the movie version of Killer Croc saying, I threw a rock at him, and each villain INCLUDING THE JOKER staring at him wiith complete unamusement.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Avatar 2 (2022), Kiri (played by Sigourney Weaver) spends huge amounts of time staring at sand. She gets labeled as a freak by the other kids. This was definitely *not* James Cameron inserting himself into the character.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Despite being a repugnant murderer, The Joker actually displays the ideal charisma, confidence, and attitude you need in order to nail a job interview. He shows dominance, spots a problem in the company, presents a helpful solution, leaves his business card, and nearly blows away his competition.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Demolition Man (1993), Sylvester Stallone freaks out when futuristic sex is basically shitty Virtual Reality ASMR. He is appropriately horrified.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
To create an authentic Spawn experience, the makers have trapped the movie in Development Hell for over a decade.3mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
For all the people who sought father figures in other places. This one's for you.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raimimemes
In Back To The Future (1985), Doc Brown decides not to pick up War Machine, stating, Where we're going we don't need Rhodes.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I will be older, grayer...and a hell of a lot less good lookin,' but I am seeing this damn movie when it comes out!11mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/Avatar
After the initial end credit sequence of both Incredibles films, you get to see the priority of each movie. The first one was about stretching itself above Pixar's limits. The second one was about....well, you know.9mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
[no spoilers] Give it three full episodes before you make a judgment on it.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/arcane
In The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) James Bond meets fellow Agent Triple X, the film's main Bond Girl. I suppose the filmmakers just got too lazy to come up with a double entendre, so they just said, Fuck it. Just name her XXX and call it a day.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Despite numerous complaints over the years that the diner revenge scene was out of character for Superman, this is actually perfectly in-character for The Golden Age version of the character.9mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/superman
What every MCU fan sounds like when they've JUST NOW discovered this show.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/Daredevil
How many of us had a narcissistic parent that prayed about stuff all the time?6mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/CPTSDmemes
When you end up spending half an hour of your session explaining to your THERAPIST the concept ot being aromantic.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/aromantic
In the end of Spider-Man: No Way Home, Peter Parker moves into a crappy NY apartment. However either my standards are incredibly low or I'm just dirt poor myself, but this place doesn't look all that bad. Yep, my standards are probably just shit.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I feel bad for this dude. You just know that people probably gave him a hard time for giving into Zod so easily. It was an unwinnable situation.9mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/superman
In 'All Eyez On Me,' Tupac Shakur gets tragically killed in the Las Vegas strip. Despite recent uncoverings, rumor has it that this was a hit arranged by himself so that he could get away from Jada.6mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Below is actual footage of the Internet, cheering for Blade (2024) being given an R-Rating.5mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Um, do you guys notice that there are literally glowing rocks everywhere?1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/Avatar
5'7 [210 lbs - 190 lbs] Went from being the heaviest I had been in my life to being able to finally fit into my favorite jacket again. Counted my sodium and added sugar like a hawk. It's only going to get better.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/CICO
But they had reasons to be upset with me. They were only human.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
I want to fly *with* Superman again. I don't wanna see all these constant blurs and jet streams. Give me more scenes of Superman just relaxing in the sky.9mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/superman
My whole life I have felt like a freak. Reading countless romantic advice. Wondering why it all felt false. Then I realized that not only romance was NOT for me, but that I could still have fulfilling relationships outside of it.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/aromantic
My son is fine. You're obviously the problem. Every parent-teacher conference. Ever.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/ADHDmemes
For anyone who can use the pandemic as an excuse not to spend time with family...3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
My conversation with mom earlier. Lets just say it didn't go well.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
Hears advice: How you treat your mother is how you'll treat your partner.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/narcissisticparents
When you hear other people refer to their parents as their best friends.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
I'm starting to think I like the idea of romance and not the actual thing.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/aromantic
In Spider-Man (2002), Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe Aquaman) warns Peter Parker with the quote, No matter how much you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. He was correct, as he was referring to the hatred of the superhero film genre that was fated to come two decades later.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I'm not trying to raise my voice. I just want you to hear me. (Sigh)3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
The Batman (2021) has recently shut down filming due to one of their crew members contracting Coronavirus. This is obviously a consequence of basing a movie off of a giant bat.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
The moment that Gwen realized.... Oh shit. I feel things for this dude.8mo ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/IntoTheSpiderverse
When someone says, They're still your parent, therefore you should love and respect them despite the abuse.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/raisedbyborderlines
In Home Alone (1990), Kevin gets called a little jerk by his uncle to his face. This is a reference to the family being the real bad guys, not Marv & Harry. We should be cheering for these fuckers to be brought down to reality.1yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I don't know about any of you, but I think OHMSS was George Lazenby's best Bond film.3yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/JamesBond
No forced romance. Just two buds hanging out who happen to be guy and girl. Fuck yeah, MCU.2yr ⋅ SpaceMyopia ⋅ r/aromantic
