CD34 | 19 DPO | Clearblue Digital/Pregmate/FRER/Clearblue Rapid Detection | Finally caved and tested. I feel like I’m dreaming. After over 2 years, I guess I’m getting an early birthday/Christmas surprise!4yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/TFABLinePorn
Me putting myself in timeout for seeing red tint on my toilet paper and being sad about an early period...only to realize it wasn’t blood, only my fluorescent red Hot Cheeto fingers underneath5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you’ve never even had a squinter but you want a dye stealer and a progression pic5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me @ the potential zygote in the vicinity of my uterus right now5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW someone tells me with a straight face that being in the same infertility situation as I am is their literal nightmare5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me every day that I’m not pregnant and therefore stuck in trying subs4yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
To whatever brilliant FF employee who came up with the idea of pregnancy points5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW upon finding out that my very fertile cousin will become a grandma at age 394yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Live footage of me when anyone dares to ask “oMg SpOoKy ArE yOu pReGnAnT?!?!” while I’m benched and on birth control5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Complaining about my severe period pains apparently warrants a “then don’t ever get pregnant if you can’t handle it” comment from my mother5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me attempting to be helpful in the gazillionth Wondering thread on TFAB5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW my mother calls and ruins my morning by informing me that one of the kids I used to babysit is going to be a dad4yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you know deep down that the bloating is just your period about to start but you want to milk your last moments of blissful delusion5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
In my morning grogginess guess what I almost dipped in my pee cup?5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW some random suggests that I’m not pregnant because embryos are “scart” to implant in my womb4yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Listening to my mom tell me how my cousin did at-home insemination with a friend’s sperm and “used an app to conceive a girl”. Spoiler: it worked5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“I never even had to try, I just get pregnant by accident! Doesn’t everyone?”5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When your morbid curiosity gets the better of you and you make yourself sad by checking up on your graduated friends5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I’m exhausted at the end of yet another failed cycle and someone tells me to ‘just wait until you’re pregnant or have kids!’5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Commiserating with my other reproductively challenged friends like5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I tell my mom that I have awful hormonal symptoms every cycle and she suggests birth control pills5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me every time my test looks like polar bears eating marshmallows in a snowstorm5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me hiding all of the social media posts in my feed with pregnancy announcements and/or small children5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When someone you know to have actively tried to conceive for several months announces their pregnancy as a “surprise”5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When my dad says he feels like he’ll never get to be a grandpa followed up by my mom asking me if I’m pregnant5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
While everyone else is out there building their hope fortresses, I’ve got a festive hope nopetress instead4yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Perfect for those pesky questions about your reproductive capability5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When that temp drops and you know your period is coming but you’re in denial5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When AF decides to show up a day early after a cycle of nonstop fuckery5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watching my sliver of hope to have a birthday baby go up in flames5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I read a Yelp review for an RE left by somebody trying to warn the “infernal” women5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
HIFW I (a childless woman) get a text from an unknown number addressing me by my first name to ask if my daughter would be a flower girl in their wedding5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Live footage of me on the toilet mid-stream realizing it’s CD11 and I’ve sacrificed my 4-hour hold without a cup5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Watching the 120th chart on my FF friends list collapse on Father’s Day like5yr ⋅ Sp00kyW0mb ⋅ r/trollingforababy
