Finally got a picture of our void Luci loafing. He always moved when I’d try.4yr ⋅ SourMelissa ⋅ r/Catloaf
Hahaha, silly women need men to tell them when to get their tires changed! /s3yr ⋅ SourMelissa ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
Clearly the only reason a boy could want a doll is to bang it. (Yes, I’m aware that it’s a Rick and Morty reference.)3yr ⋅ SourMelissa ⋅ r/AreTheStraightsOK
My choices for a tip from a new client today were this or $10 cash. Guess who has a new one-hitter.11yr ⋅ SourMelissa ⋅ r/trees
