My son's middle school used online pics from students' accounts for their yearbook - and no one caught this.3yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/facepalm
MFW we're ALL going to be aunties to a wonderful, athletic, alien baby!7yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tonight, my SO is going to an art show to see his favorite artist. I have been communicating with the artist for months, and commissioned a piece for my SO. Artist suggested to surprise him by putting it on display, before giving it to him. HIF trying to keep quiet FOR JUST A BIT LONGER!8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The most excruciating tattoo I've received to date. By Yesi at Dark Heritage Tattoo in Anaheim, CA3yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/tattoos
We don't know for how long our kitchen sink was leaking, but we finally found the mold - and more.5yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/WTF
HIFW I realize my son is reaching my size, and I start subtly buying clothes that I can wear when he grows out of it.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got with a new guy last night. Pulled down his pants, thought I could work with it. MRW he turns out to be a *massive* grower, not shower.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(internal)RW my religious mom talks about my relationships and says, I just want you to be happy with whatever men or women you choose9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(petty)RW my friend said she ran into my cheating/controlling ex and he looked horrible7yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I didn't even start typing yet before my phone started judging me...7yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So much time has passed of me questioning our relationship, and him making me feel like I was crazy, hypersensitive, and overreactive. Well, today was the end of over 4 years because I finally came across the evidence of the other WOMEN. Feeling heartbroken and relieved at the same time.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bf's and my schedule hardly match up to spend time together. This weekend we both had two days off! HIFW I'm at the beach alone today because he decided to get drunk with friends last night instead.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, remember I said I was too self-conscious to wear lingerie on NYE?9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
FB post about lesbians at a gyno appointment. Which one of you trolls gave this winning comment?9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've been successfully hiding my tubs of ice cream from everyone by putting them under the frozen vegetables9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My mom was having a yard sale, and a homeless man came and asked if she'd trade a shirt for a sticker. She agreed and it was a great trade.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I paid for a hotel room for tomorrow night. Just for me, to be left alone...To do whatever the hell I want...In a bathtub (and/or jacuzzi). I'm excited!8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone else feel like the more work we have to do, the more time we spend on TrollX?9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm feeling fabulous and want to listen to Lady Gaga, but my Pandora starts playing Marilyn Manson instead10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was facing upcoming unemployment by the end of the month, and have been applying everywhere the last few months. Well....... I JUST GOT A JOB AT BARNES & NOBLE!8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW an associate wants me to join her beauty and makeup group on FB, but all she wears is bottom-liner and chunky mascara.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MRW my friends talk about how horrible they'd feel if they found any of their nudes online, but I'm secretly an exhibitionist.7yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I went off on my SO/Ex (It's complicated) because he didn't want me to join him while he went to put our dog down(cancer). MRW he tells me I must starting my period because I was just talking happy with him the night before.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm working on not needing validation or advice as a beginner, but I'm sure as shit not there yet. Please send critique.4yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/watercolor101
MRW my bf spends our entire sexytime telling me I'm beautiful and he loves me.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the girl at the counter tells my man he has a majestic beard and he gets all gushy about it10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my guy took such good care of my drunk ass on NYE, he even helped me change my tampon before I passed out!7yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mbf'sF after 2min of us getting intimate after not being able to for almost 3 weeks.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's over 100degrees right now. HIFW I had the chance to stay at my SO's place with a/c, but left to my oven of a home because he had no food.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm sitting over a guy I've been hooking up with, trying to get things started, & he says to me, Sex is great and all, but let's go out for coffee instead. We never really get to go out much when we meet up.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Doing this as I try to hide away in my room. It's caramel cookie crunch!10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend said we should go out and have breakfast for dinner. MRW he hasn't text me yet to tell me he's ready.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My doc told me last month to increase cardio or my cholesterol will start to go up. HIF during the holidays10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My current first world struggle right now...And on my birthday weekend.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my young kid says he made his username for an online game as 'Tony Pony lover'...because it rhymed and sounded funny.8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell snot-face he's grounded the rest of the week and he yells, I don't care!9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Two days ago I realized how badly I've let myself go and immediately started changing my habits. Yesterday I started shark week. MR while I'm staring at my tub of gelato.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was complimented on my clothes, MRW I realize it's all gear that my bf bought for me8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I just bought my first bondage toy and it came in today. I can't handle imagining when I'm finally going to use it!8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Battlestation] My honey thought we should cover up the space between my station and the vanity lights because you could see the wire. He took advantage. (A message for all ladies!)11yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
So I wasted my whole morning at the Doc's office because it was understaffed & found out I have a horrific bladder infection. Then, as soon as I got home from work I find out shark week started through period shits from hell. MmothafuckinRW.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO occasionally makes me drawings. This is his latest work and I heard you guys would like this (X-Post from r/makeupaddiction)11yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/PenmanshipPorn
When all I wanted to do was play on tinder, and instead I caught the feels too soon8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My loco uncle asked me to read for his wedding(which I thought was nice). MRW he says he only wants me to read so he can have a video of his atheist niece reading from the bible8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yesterday, I watched Jeff Corwin Experience for the first time since I was a child. MRW the animals aren't interesting to me anymore as much as those Man-Legs10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boss asked if I was ok and I told her yeah, I've just been having my low days lately. MRW she tells me, Well smiling makes you look prettier10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[IFF] TwoX!!!! I'm so excited! After a year, these fun pants I bought FINALLY fit!10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
MRW my parents judge me because I want to eat chips and dip late at night9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm always playing 80s pop music. MRW my bf starts singing Love is a Battlefield8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Heart Rock trail in Crestline is gorgeous right now! Take the trip soon before the snow melts. This picture doesn't do it justice.7yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/socalhiking
Watching the commentary on CNN after the Republican debate. MRW one of the men OF COURSE says Carly Fiorina should have smiled more.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my son starts a story to my friends with, I remember when mommy gave me beer9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW I'm at full ladyboner ready to handle my business, and my best friend calls to vent to me.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I can't keep this to myself! My anniversary is coming up. So, I emailed an artist my bf absolutely idolizes and asked about commissioning some work to surprise my bf. MRW he replied that he'd love to do it! It's happening!8yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I asked my new supervisor(Older man) about hair color policies because I wanted to dye it. M(internal)RW he says, Keep it conservative. You're not some crazy raver, right?9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My handsome devil strutting his stuff to the ladies after some grooming10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/germanshepherds
MRW girls peek through the cracks of the stalls to see if it's empty10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my son's barely-there, every-other-weekend-and-nothing-more dad feels the need to give me parenting advice.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You know when you go through a complicated break up? Where it's an ongoing battle to remain amicable...or rip his fuckin head off!10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend joins me to take MY car to the dealership to get serviced, and all the service reps acknowledge only him10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My drug-addict sister used up all my sinus headache medication. MRW my BF says it's MY fault for leaving them where she can get them10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A pushy old salesman(for a gas/light co.) came by and I kept telling him I didn't have info because I wasn't the owner of the house and my parents weren't home. MRW when he said, At your age I was already paying all the utility bills at my house10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Good news: I received an email saying I passed the state exam for the Probation Corrections position I applied for MONTHS ago. MRW I realize I forgot all about it and have 2 weeks to quit my bad eating and get back into shape for the physical10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
ORW my bf and I realized his beard trimmer works fabulously for my pubes and buttcrack. AND he suggested to be my barber9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One day I'll be brave enough to use my Black Velvet from Limecrime and I'll be the most fabulous dark goddess of all. Until then...10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I've been trying to be accepted into a (apparently uptight) community, but all my posts keep getting downvoted into smithereens10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF this morning after drinking coffee knowing VERY WELL that my IBS is acting up because I'm stressed over an important test today.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Starting a new job tutoring for computer certification classes. MRW my first student is spanish speaking only(I have bad spanish) and she's learning excel(my least favorite program). Shit.9yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I pointed out the cutest magenta lipstick used in a commercial. MRW my BF had the AUDACITY to say all red lipsticks are the same.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boyfriend whipped this up in the morning when I asked him to heat the leftovers.10yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My son's kindergarten class had bug day, and they were allowed to take home any bug that were able to catch. Why did my son HAVE to come home with this?!11yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/pics
Yesterday, I put on Revlon's ColorStay lip stain for work, which was at 2pm. I only applied it once; I ate lunch, drank from a can, and even had candy. This morning, I woke up like this.11yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
[HAUL]Groupon had a special on a 12pc Beaute Basics brush set for $19.99, and I bought mine!11yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
This has been growing from my long-forgotten (and what I thought was failed) backyard compost bin. Any ideas on this newborn? [X-post from r/gardening]11yr ⋅ soupyy_poop ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
