Jessica's husband had a fetish for simultaneous lovemaking and home repair6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Is your dumb kid sad because nobody bullies them? Fuckin' glue some paint to their head6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Are you fat? Bet you never tried rotating clockwise huh, dummy?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Nothing can prepare a parent for the horror of discovering your child has built their first meth lab6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
And now... we'll reveal the name of the murderer! *gasp* it's patrick!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Stop saying the police in America are biased! Here's video proof that they go after all colors6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
We can't have a drinking problem if we don't have a problem drinking right? Haha *click*6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Thanks to AT&T and Comcast's lobbying to destroy internet freedoms, Mary couldn't afford Netflix anymore and had to watch boring-ass local news6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hey VSauce, Michael here. This guy's dick is tiny. ...or is it?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
LPT: A hose on the tailpipe can direct soothing carbon monoxide back into the car cabin to help your kids get a nice long nap!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When Larry told Suzy I'm gonna stretch out that tight little fanny, this was not what she had in mind6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Scientists have identified a chemical found in popcorn that makes you remember that embarrassing thing you did that one time6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
..I have to be honest, the new Disney Cinderella movie looks pretty lame6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
New from Mark Zuckerberg: HOW TO CONSUME SPHERICAL NUTRIENT CORES LIKE THE HUMAN YOU DEFINITELY ARE6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Next time you need to beat your child into silent submission, use soft silicone so that you only leave emotional damage6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mom was great at making Wonderbread Sandwiches! Eat one every day and you'll wonder if God is dead or has simply abandoned this worthless world6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Studies show that imagining furniture during sex can lead to increased male performance, even when their partner is using toys and other stimulants6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jessica had two choices: donate $1,000,000 to a charity for washing windows, or wash them herself. Since the former was impossible, she chose the ladder.6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Did you know the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had a public urination fetish?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Karen was ready to star in the world's first humiliation porn for managers5yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Life got a lot better once Barbara realized she could just live in denial6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
KYYYYYYLE!! What the fuck man that's my fucking sandwich! I have to eat that, what's your fucking problem dude?!?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Today on How It's Made, we'll find out where parmesan cheese comes from6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Billy wanted to draw a football. Mikey wanted his tiddies tickled. WIN-WIN!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
America wasn't ready for Chef Chaser and his famous catchphrase, Fat bitchesssss, what is up??6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The US Department of Defense unveils their new Nuclear Button measurer at the POTUS's request6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jim, ya done goofed! Bob (from HR) only enjoys two things: fresh morning coffee and a firm handshake6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Using only boiled water, hotdogs, and a $0.25 box of macaroni, Tony recreates the sound of walking in on your parents having sex6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ugh! I can taste all of the girls Katy Perry kissed on this cherry chapstick!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Killer fireflies have been seen popping up all over America, and their only weakness is karate6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With an impending foreclosure on the house, Mom started training the kids to be homeless6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Timmy's mom gave him two choices: either he could eat, or he could prove he was ready to go to the museum6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After a day of scrubbing the house down, it was time for momma to bust out the Mega Hitachi and do some scrubbing of her own6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Life is like a box of wires: .... sometimes you just don't know what the fuck is wrong with Susan6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With just a little more practice, Miranda would finally be ready to sign that restraining order6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jessica didn't know what she was more pissed off at: these B.S. magic seeds, her dumbass husband who couldn't separate reality from fantasy, or herself for reading 'Jack and the Beanstalk' to him yesterday6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hogan could only find release when flat-assed men lost their mind at the car wash.. it was an auto neurotic ass fixation6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Robin took her therapist's advice, but maybe she should have waited to break up AFTER the hike in the secluded Murder Mountains!!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Mom wasn't a fan of the arts, but she loved sports and heartwarming smiles6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Becky gets free lunch whenever she wants, thanks to the ol' Sticky Noodle technique: There's hair in my pasta - So disgusting6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Next time you're pushing rope, whip out your caulk and give it a caulk slab! Slab that caulk all over the place, even if your caulk is only an inch or two!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
This was the exact string of words I was going to type next. Thanks, auto predict!7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/softwaregore
Harvey Weinstein was fast, but Sharon was faster. Carol was already prepared before Louie could even ask. Now there's even an option for friends of Kevin Spacey! Whip it on before they whip it out!7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hi! I'm Phil Swift and if I catch YOU harassing my wife again, I'm gonna come brush your teeth!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Susan's friend asked her to watch the oven, but it had already been several minutes and these potatoes weren't doing ANYTHING7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
On one hand, the cat didn't chew its food enough. On the other hand, packing school lunches was a lot quicker these days6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Grandma got some interesting ideas after reading that Cosmo article6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
...there ...we ...go! One for mommy's back, and one for Susy's snack!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sullivan is great at cleaning, but bad at cute nicknames for his girlfriend6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Anybody else get soggy hardboiled eggs after a week in the fridge? I found poking a small hole lets any trapped moisture escape and the eggs last longer6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/MealPrepSunday
Can we take a minute to appreciate the report option in /r/THE_PACK6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/BestOfReports
Quick, while he's still out putting that 'secret sauce' on somebody else's buns8yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Becky did NOT enjoy her job at the Mary Poppins Euthanasia Ward6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The words on the news made Nancy's blood run cold. She knew what she had to do. The Irish were coming.7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Able to produce millions of tons of salt just by taking a knee!8yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Shannon got a job at Exasperated Sighs Inc., where she delivered no fewer than 25,000 exasperated sighs daily7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Underglaze on bisque, hoping the colors come out well in the glaze firing 🤞🤞11mo ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/Ceramics
Jeff lived by a single philosophy, which led him to abandon any relationship after a single hookup:6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
TIL Argent means white/silvery. Argentina was thusly named by Spain as the 'land of silver' during its colonization back in the 1500s 😳 tbh I was just surprised that our wolf boy here has such a simple name1yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/codevein
When you're done eating all those breads, feast your eyes on the DIO case!7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/StardustCrusaders
After the tears, Deborah took up pottery, finished her college degree, and didn't let anybody shame her when she went to Chili's for margaritas6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
I must've played Twilight Princess 10+ times over the years, but I never knew there was an observation platform until now8yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/zelda
Jaded by a lifetime of unfulfilling romantic partners, Jessica decided to turn their worst talents into something useful6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Traumatized by a horrible experience at the World's First Minuature Port-A-Potty, Maria tries to distract herself by reorganizing her perishable goods6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Families in the town of Cityland, USA started hearing straaaaaaange voices after that new water treatment plant was built on the old Native American burial grounds...6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
...And on the 8th day, God created the BRAAAAIIIIN FREEEEEEZE!!!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Though it wasn't always easy, Veronica was devoted to collecting enough cat hair to finally make her own fursuit6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Is your kid lazy? Bored? Gray? We've got the perfect solution! Couch PotatoesTM!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Told my friend I'd make him a Shovel Knight-inspired sculpture for Xmas. You can tell I totally met my deadline...8yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wiiu
Thank You for Believing - I commissioned this from my sister shortly after Robin Williams' passing. Depression is a mean, mean thing6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/pics
What has two thumbs and no clue how to twist with his left hand?6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
i've uh.. well i've never wanted to see a realistic Ed, Edd, n Eddy less than i do right now6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/tumblr
The year was 1915. Concertina wire obstacles had become common defense strategies for troops on the front line. However, the Germans had already prepared the next evolution in defense7yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I have a condition called I own a pen, where I can write on my arm and it appears as ink6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/notinteresting
