I think Redd is selling more than just art on the black market...2yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Meet Uncle Fester, he’s 8 months now and he’s my first heeler. I’m so tired all the time and everything I own is covered in mud. We’re happy though :)4yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/AustralianCattleDog
Uncle Fester and Jolene. They have separate crates but choose to nap with each other.3yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/AustralianCattleDog
If you’re in EAV please keep an eye out for Bruce Springsteen. He’s only recently not a stray, escaped being taken to his first vet appointment. Loves tuna and has tattered ears and an underbite, please let me know if you see him!5yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/Atlanta
Yes, Netflix. I AM still watching Bojack Horseman. Did you want to get real super judgy about the two burritos and the bag of chips I just ate, too?9yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was interviewing candidates for a position at the company I work for. We were both surprised when he walked into my office for a job.7yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/creepyPMs
MRW the FWB starts talking about his feelings for me, stops giving me the business, and ditches me twice in a row. It really shouldn't be this difficult to find a guy that just wants to have drinks, sex, and then space.9yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just started “talking to” my crush of 5 months only to start to feel depression set back in.7yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Been working with that starter bullet for years. I just bought my first high end vibrator today, thanks to Laci Green's 50% discount promo on her most recent video.9yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
BF broke up with me just over a week ago. A moment of reflection for all my white girl wasted life choices, pushing awkward affections onto nice guys, terrible sex with a long ago ex, and how much money I've spent burning myself down with alcohol. I'm a hot mess, and I can't stop.10yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies, I after years of vanilla lovers- I finally found a sub. It's his first time, though. I'm open to ideas for beginner scenes, I don't want to scare him off.9yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
when you're supposed to start in 3 days but your boobs aren't even sore yet.9yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW a guy at the bar says to me:You should be excited, you'll be going through menopause soon.10yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
LDBF can't get his shit together and make good on his word and I end up acting like a crazy harpy. I guess I'm not driving up there tomorrow.11yr ⋅ sonic_toaster ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
