Had a double-penguin moment when I met this guy yesterday. Still cringing.10yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My college writes me every year to ask if I've achieved anything. After 15 years, I've finally made it into the newsletter!11yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/funny
Facebook friend confirms my wife isn't around and asks to trade pics. No. You will learn about the universe instead.9yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFP when we have no kids and buy Halloween candy way too soon (actual screenshot of my fitness pal)9yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Beginner-level trick photography: Have your friends race around behind you after passing them during a panorama rotation so they can appear in the scene twice!12yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/iphone
Just landed in Hawaii for vacation. Then work called and asked if I wanted to put in extra hours. Then this picture was taken.13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/pics
Earlier this year my friend accepted a high-paying fancy-pants job in New York City.11yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Someone tell me friends I will be unavailable for the next few months. Oh I don't have friends? Don't care.13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/buildapc
I thought this was a pretty obvious joke, but Lyle McDonald got mad and unfriended me :(9yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
I may not have cool tattoos, but I still made a fool out of myself with Dawkins 0_o13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/atheism
Martin: This old 5 min sketch of mine contains more science than all your wannabe fasting gurus got combined.11yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/leangains
I think the GamerTag xbox.com chose for my wife is a little inappropriate (although technically accurate, but how could they know?)!10yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/GirlGamers
Visualize your disk usage with WinDirStat (see comments for awesome tip)13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/windows
Even after losing a ton of weight, deep down inside, I am still the same fat-ass that wants to eat cake everyday.14yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/Fitness
Sister in Christ, please don't be in a bikini because it makes me want to touch my penis.13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
The DFW airport has lights over parking spaces to indicate availability.10yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Did I get trolled by my Halloween Santa? Is that even a valid UPS tracking number?13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/secretsanta
My friend texted me Resident Evil 4 and then sent this image. Took me a second. Now I'm afraid to go to Target.13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/gaming
Hey guys is this good for leangains? 119 grams of calories is like hardly any, right?13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
Was playing some Radiant Silvergun and remembered the secret to gains.13yr ⋅ solidus-flux ⋅ r/fitnesscirclejerk
