Hazel has her own private dining room because her cat brother and dog sister always pick on her while she's trying to eat and it puts her off her food. So her chonkiness is mostly made of floof.1yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Chonkers
The moment my friend's dog realised that they took her to the groomer, not the dog park.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I had no idea your Sims could write a book that flops. She's a level seven writer, as well, so this just feels like adding insult to... a different kind of insult.1yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Sims3
Because people with chronic medical conditions never stand up for themselves, and definitely not articulately.1yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Hazel looks chonky, but it's mostly floof. Her pet humans made this lovely private dining room for her, because her cat brother and dog sister always pick on her while she's trying to eat and it puts her off her food.1yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/flonkers
My rebellious teen who raised himself became a huge manwhore with seven illegitimate children. His youngest daughter, upon reaching Young Adulthood, decided she wanted to f–k an alien. Like father like daughter, I guess.1yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Sims3
On the last day of the Maryland Renaissance Festival, it's tradition to turn up dressed in weird / ridiculous / messed up costumes. This year somebody dressed as the Qanon Shaman.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/ATBGE
My best friend's dog when she realised she was going to the groomer, not the dog park.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Eyebleach
Woman busted for drunk driving when her child calls 911 from the back seat. Only thing she did right was have a smart kid.5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/tocatchanidiot
On the final day of the Maryland Renaissance Festival, it's tradition to show up wearing ridiculous / weird / messed up costumes. This year someone turned up dressed as the Qanon Shaman.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
I packed up the suitcase to go home, so he tried bribing me so I'd stay forever.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Eyebleach
Somebody working in Gucci's advertising department knows exactly how to appeal to ostentatious fundies. This is a real advert, I swear to f–king god.3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/FundieFashion
I just found this sub, so I present to you: my in-law's dog.4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/GuiltyDogs
A diner full of boomers set my bitch level awfully high this morning.4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/BoomersBeingFools
Wigglebutt found half a tree and expected to be allowed to take it home.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/WiggleButts
Neckbeard thinks any woman who goes to conventions, even just for a job, wants to be sexually harassed.4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
His wife has got to be either a) an extraordinarily good sport, or b) equally weird.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/NameNerdCirclejerk
Stop caring about other people's opinions! Don't let other people influence your life! Says the woman who wants to be an Instagram influencer and who REALLY REALLY wants everybody to think she's wealthy.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/FundieFashion
When your cloak fits like a maternity tent but it's nice and warm so thou givest not one f—k.2yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/renfaire
I can't tell if this dress is excessively glittery or what, but it mostly just looks like a black dress covered in lint. I'm also genuinely shocked that Flan gets away with wearing fishnets. Fishnets are sometimes considered too risque even in secular communities.3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/FundieFashion
I've spent too much time snarking LulaRoe and now I'm geting targeted Reddit adverts for Mormon temple dresses.6yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/antiMLM
[doterra] I'm dogsitting and one of the clients wants me to put this in her geriatric dog's food. Nope, not doing it. Guzzle all the oils you want if you think it'll make you live forever, but don't give them to children or pets who can't speak up.6yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/antiMLM
Ten years ago I met a boy at a Renaissance Festival. Eventually I decided I fancied him, and later on we decided we wanted to be stuck with each other until one of us dies. Happy anniversary. 💕4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/renfaire
My friend was at an upscale bar and the bartender handed him this. Sounds professional to me! (This was only the second most skeevy thing he saw though.)4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/antiMLM
Redditor stuck on a delayed flight buys pizza for an entire plane of stranded fellow passengers.5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
Are you sure this wasn't a set of white sweats that was ruined by your fake tan?3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/YouniquePresenterMS
My husband works at a game store and he sent me this...5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Unsubtly shifting the goalposts, still doesn't get the answers he wants.4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Happy Giftmas! There's a random come-hither gnome reclining salaciously in my Sim's teenage daughter's bedroom and I think I need to burn down the house now.5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/thesims
This is literally exactly the same outfit she posted five days ago. It's such a ridiculous, pointless thing to lie about...3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/YouniquePresenterMS
Mix'n'match fake tan colours, it's called fashion swertey look it up 😉😉4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/YouniquePresenterMS
Astrid can't decide if she's proud or insulted that she just WooHoo'd her husband to death.5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/thesims
Clock that cringey r/im14andthisisdeep caption while you're trying to figure out what exactly is going on with her leg like that.3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/YouniquePresenterMS
School is about to start and the Washington DC school system is DONE with antivaxxers.5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
...these things aren't safe to use around cats and she has a dozen of them.3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/YouniquePresenterMS
This message my husband got from some random unknown PSN account looks like it's trying to summon Cthulhu...4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Using covid to get your attention! During a pandemic! Stay classy, scammers. Stay f–king classy.3yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/Scams
[Selfie Sunday] We ate dinner in this....... strange new land. They say it's called The Outside. I thought it was only a myth.4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/PlusSize
Grotesque but happy, instead of whatever this charmer is doing with himself.4yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/IncelTears
Cold messaging random guys on FB asking if they happen to be your sister's kid's dad.5yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/trashy
