You had a bad fall, now get up. What? Zeb Wells? Paul? Interdimensional space orphans? The hell are you going on about? Now tell us where Lizard went before I bicycle kick your crotch.11mo ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/Spiderman
The Fun things I would do in PE class in elementary starter pack5yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/stopperpacks
Oonga (me Oonga) breath smoke from weird rock. Oonga feel weird. What Oonga do now?2mo ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/fourthworldproblems
This water heating company that designed their truck to look like an ambulance.4yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/assholedesign
Woman at the store told one of the deli workers that that woman over there needs help but I had just gotten off of work at my physically demanding job so I was in guy mode (still liked the compliment).5yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
My first attractor point lead me to a field in a forest preserve with these two trees roughly the same distance from each other.4yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/randonauts
Jameson was right! Here we see Spider-Man polluting the air with chem trails!5yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/SpidermanPS4
ADHD keeps me from writing, I can't focus so I am seeking encouragement or anything of the kind. Please toast me!5yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/toastme
And they say that a hero will save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait5yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/SpidermanPS4
MtF, not on E. (And I used the YouCam Makeup app because I am closeted).7yr ⋅ soldierpallaton ⋅ r/transadorable
