It's not about the meat, it's about teaching them a fucking lesson3yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/Genshin_Memepact
Visiting the Kyu-Furukawa Garden, which houses a mansion that was the inspiration for the guest house from Umineko.9mo ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/visualnovels
Elmo think Grim Reaper is a lazy, pussy-ass bitch! Elmo take matter into his own hands!6yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
We've had Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Ariana Grande, among others...won't you feel left out?10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
You think I give a fuck if it's 2018? If you don't have your papers, I'm sending you back South!6yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Zoe committed suicide the next morning. Her obituary space was replaced with an advertisement for Oscar's Exotic Fleshlight Company8yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
It was the first of many casualties that would occur in the following weeks.6yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
What our brothers did two centuries ago was the right thing, and with your help we can complete what they didn't.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
It may hurt at first, but once your anus expands to accommodate them, you'll feel like a pregnant mother!9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
You brought the lube, you brought the condoms, but you forgot one important thing Kermit...10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Masturbate all you want to it Zoe, but he won't ever fuck you in real life.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Mr. Johnson read with more stamina or I'll kill you like the Jews you hid.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
It would have only taken a few seconds Ernie, now you're on every porn site imaginable!10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
It was all right in the end, for Allah was with him every step of the way.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Nature hikes with Caillou's dad haven't been the same since the latest medical bill arrived.6yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/Teleshits
Sometimes when you love something a lot, it's best to let it go free.8yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
That's your brother Bort Says Bert, while pointing to an amorphous lump broken down by hydrochloric acid.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
At least Elmo will remember to check his food from now on...or maybe not.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
[Meme] MRW I spend ages waiting for CC Troops for my war attack and don't get a fill for hours.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/ClashOfClans
What started as a generic and amusing gag, turned into a vile and inhumane murder.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
WAKA, WAKA, WAKA! He shouted, with his head sticking out the left window as he crashed head-on into the White House.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
This must be Mr. Noodle's little brother Mr. Noodle Jr! Elmo remarked as he eyed Mr. Noodle's bulge.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
ALLAHU AKBERT Screams Bert as he throws himself over the rocky outcrop and into the American camp.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Tired of North Korea's government, Bert and Ernie decided to hold a massive revolt.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
The only thing missing from the world following the incident was that the piece lacked a Tuba part.9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Vote Qurmat al-Frogdadi 2016 or have your camels raped before your very eyes!9yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ornie, my car is going to crash! Ouch, it's in pieces now! Just like your inheritance!10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
And for God's Sake, don't get all your ingredients from the same store this time, I don't want to spend 30 years locked up again.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Hey Bort, turn around...I have something interesting to show you [GIF]10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
My brother, Kermit Al-Frogadi, we must make this civilian pay for the heinous crimes he has committed!10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Ugh Telly...I'm having a throbbing headache...I think I want to go home now...10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
I do hope we win Ernie, say what are those pressure cookers doing there?10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Some fetishes appeal to some individuals, while other fetishes appeal to others10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
The choice has been made...WE WILL RISE ONCE AGAIN! (x-post from /r/twitchplayspokemon)10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/DisciplesOfDome
Hoping to top the box office, Ernie starts producing his first bestiality film.10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
[Snark] Why A went on a Pokeblock cooking spree! [First Picture Post!]10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/twitchplayspokemon
I was constantly refreshing /r/bertstrips for the last 24 hours, and I get this?10yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/bertstrips
Aftermath: 20 Acres of land burnt. 5 Species of Animals endangered. Many swamp-based fruits have been charred.11yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/MidnightMarsh
Need 4 Link Karma to get to 400, and 2 comment karma to get to 2400! Help me out!!!11yr ⋅ solarscopez ⋅ r/FreeKarma
