F*** penguins

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Surely you didn’t just give her a potato

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The emojis even look like the animals in ASPCA commercials

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A reminder nice girls can be nice to other girls too

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Idk I for one am always hacking accounts to send dms to one person hoping they’ll screenshot it and cause some drama

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Surprised myself with my first eyeshadow pan this morning

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I love their friendship

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SpOoKY

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They’re not even the same style of shoe.

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Se of you pores have never heard of Jay Manuel and it shoes

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A danger to basketball shorts everywhere

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About a third of the strawberries on display looked like this

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How to get unmatched by an English guy

7yr ⋅

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Still using lip injection, sweaty? Try getting licked by an animal you’re allergic to

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I'm his type?

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Some of us still need to see your menu, Starbucks

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Al Gore on this napkin dispenser

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I'm shallow but I'm not that shallow

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Can't see past the razr

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Email to confirm I don’t want to receive more emails

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Miniature indoor Christmas tree bought in the UK

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I found my old baby clothes . . .

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This isn't your house

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