Just gals being pals- Spy Who Dumped Me
MRW I realized that 9/10 dudes I've banged can't handle women initiating
my son thought i needed some motivation for the office and made me a poster. i guess he doesn't think much of my career :/ (oc)
MFW in the wake of #metoo, a male friend greets and hugs a known rapist, then tries to feed me some bs excuse
why i love being poly: bf's reaction to new fwb :)
i guess this is how you pick up a feminist?
HIFW i put some baby powder under my sweaty boobies
feeling nostalgic, found the post that made me subscribe 4+ years ago (the rules have changed a bit since then. plz don't ban me)
had dinner with a cute boy yesterday, with a plot twist
MRW i'm trying to sleep naked after sex but my ladybits keep making lube and it's tickling my labia >.>
last night i went to a holiday party. i ate 5 types of pork, smoked all the dabs, and came home and ate a bunch of candy before passing out on the couch. MFW
Found this old birthday card from my mom. She thought it was hilarious.
HIFW i'm 0/3 hitting on guys who'd spent weeks flirting with me. apparently i'm cute enough to tease but not to fuck.
I found these adorable fellows at work.
ladies and gentlemen, i present my mom's mother's day status
MRW ex-gf is thrilled to see me at a party only a few days after pulling some psycho bullshit
My crushed amber decided to grow crystals.
this was me yesterday...
the pic might be 30 years old, but i still remember what a great dog she was.
MRW my son really wants my bf (who just moved in a few months ago) to go look for a christmas tree with us
Lovely pink spiderbro caught a bee
mrw my 19 yo sil (who lives with my parents rent-free) mocks living wage strikers
when i'm trying to have sex but the cats are napping in my bed.
Found at my local porn store...
hifw i accept nmom's fb request to reward her for recent good behaviour and the second thing she does is make a racist joke on my status.
MRW when i finally launch a new blog after my experiences in academic writing leave me traumatized and unable to write for a long time.
Some more guys I met at work
HIFW i went to grad school in biology so that i could have a career but i'm still trying to hustle enough hours out of 3 pt jobs to pay rent
Last day on site: enjoy these toothy friends!
MRW, as a polyamorous person, i give my number to 2 hot guys and get fb info from a hot girl this week.
i love my short bf :D
cute customer was very flirty. gave him my number, he invited me to a party. mrw when he calls me dude and ignores my texts.
customer crush came by to show us his sexy costume the other day and we've been chatting a lot lately. then my coworkers mention they're pretty sure he's gay.
narc mom on facebook lol
Found inside a rotten log
nbd, just Jim McDermott and Sir Mix-a-Lot
Dear tampon company: this is a terrible design