Big brain time

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That's right. It's me Ice T. I care now.

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How to look busy at work

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It's practically a reflex

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Legacy code comments

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Just kidding. I would be lost without visual studio

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When other students ask why I don't use a fancy debugger

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Hello another semester

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So what does it do?

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You son of a bitch, I’m in

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Holiday sausage

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I should be working on my MVC application

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They have no idea what's ahead of them

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Life as an intern

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I aspire to be the guy on the right

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Thanks for nothing I guess

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I have been spoiled by c#

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What is much more difficult than people realize?

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it's my cakeday. free karma please.

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Sarcasm is a wierd way of pronuncing depression

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I have trust issues

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Cupboard cupBoard() { if (cupboard) return cupBoard(); }

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Baked Parmesan Chicken Strips[crosspost]

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I have been a nurse since 2015. After 2 years of torture, ...err I mean learning, I got my first programming job. Huzzah!

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What’s something that is totally normal in movies, but never happens in real life?

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Maybe a little bit of python but mostly Excel

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Boolean logic for non-programmers

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My recently fired project manager did this constantly

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commandments_README.txt

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I know how to make really good console applications

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c# has spoiled me

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VBA has entered the chat

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Unhandled exception has occurred. Cannot divide by zero.

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Future tech CEO

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Why???

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Nope, they've totally been a thing since 2005

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apparently 0.1 + 0.2 === 0.3 → false

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when HR advertises programming jobs

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Meatloaf stuffed with spaghettios

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I started my final project yesterday

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Programming is easy. I have a nephew that cold make me a website for much less.

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Michael Budget Stylebender Page

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Butterface boner balloons [not cringe]

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Surprised face

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shamelesslyCopyMeme( shamelesslyCopyMeme(); )

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I am a wizard amongst wizards

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To help debug arcane lambda expressions

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When it finally happens

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These requirements are getting out of hand

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Good news: I got a job as a data analyst at a hospital! Bad news: I am not technically part of the IT department

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Maintaining legacy VBA code was not an optional elective

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How do you accidentally write functional regex?

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I sincerely hope that an entire semester spent learning Assembly will be beneficial to my career

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Programming an app with different languages

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Life must be nice if the most racist thing you have to deal with is food

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I'm looking forward to next semester

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I watched a beginner JavaScript video yesterday

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I just came up with a solution for that bug

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Desktop apps are note dead

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As someone who spent many hours indoors studying only to get a B in discrete math, this hurts.

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wittyTitle(string subject){}

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from math import pemdas

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Dystopian daily ration

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Job searching be like

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Sad steaks

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A coworker knows that I'm a 3rd yr programming student. He asked me to make an app for him. See requirements below.

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Elegant

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I'm stuck on a loop.

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Red squigglies

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Pragim Technologies! Where you at

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std::cout<<funny title<<std::endl;

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it burns my eyes

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r/sousvide does not allow oven roasted meats

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Single male Christmas meal

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r/DiscreteMathHumor doesn't exist

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Bullshit about racism debunked with reverse image search; proof link in comments

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Blood sausage and string cheese ramen

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A female friend trys to explain PCOS to me

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