If God Is Sexy Then I Am God ( Goodbye until Further Notice )5yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
The media lied and said Donald Trump didn't like gushers but it turns out he wanted some6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I double dog dare you fuckers to upvote this meme to the front page of /r/all8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Girls from other states, my teachers, my boss, my married dentist, Jaimmster, wendy from wendys, sexy cartoon women5yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Yesterday I didn't have a wife, but after this morning, I do!8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Paparazzi is always trying ask me what my chode status is6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
The inside of my mouth tastes like yogurt. I feel like spongebob writing his essay.7yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball7yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Why do I do crimes? It is because I am hungry for sandwich5yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Ten wings and three slices of pizza holy shit, I am bursting at the seems. Pray for the squacks6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My chinese stepdad rubs his tiny penis on all my things if I don't get good grades8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Meanwhile at a college somewhere, college freshman is dropping 400 dollars on a physics textbook that he's not going to need8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
False rhino sex facts Rhino (also who has bad grammar)7yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Considering setting up a gofundme or something like that so people can donate to my illness6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I said this to the teacher when I was in fifth grade. She didn't hear me because she had headphones on, but the janitor did a double take.8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Batshit Matthew Mccoughamingalegancoughcoughcoughaghey like da ice cream8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Taking shitty advice animals back to the roots of its roots6yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I've got a blank space baby, and I'll write your name9yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
MRW I poop in someone's food and they don't know it yet8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
hahahahahahahahahhahahhha -You after reading this comic12yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyragecomics
Whenever someone is eating my peanut butter in my house9yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Bought all the pizza from the pizza store. I said Hey man when are you getting more?8yr ⋅ SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
