Peak projection from someone who is against free school lunches.10mo ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Ilhan Omar has expressed no interest in my uterus, so...3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
We had a black president for 8 years and I’m still racist. Checkmate, democruds.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma, just think of them as illegal aliens in a woman’s body.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Trump doesn’t want us to know he’s stopping cannibalism.3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Posted by someone who thinks Obama should be hanged for “his treasons”5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Also Grandma: “Well why was Trayvon wearing a hoodie?”3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I tensed up for second, but Nana just felt like sharing a funny today.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
This reminded me of you and your chums on the Facebook, hun.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
We are trying, Grandma. Your ass keeps railing against it.2yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
If NY and CA are bankrupt, what’s wrong with providing infrastructure funding? If Georgia is doing so well, why is it Biden’s fault their bridges are 40 years old? None of this makes sense.1yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
It’s the lame stream media, not your observations. Listen to Candace, she’s not like the rest of them.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
When Grandma gleefully carries water for misogynists. My goodness, the number of things wrong with this.11mo ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma chose the angle where we can’t see the toilet paper on Trump’s shoe.2yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma, can you just... say happy Thanksgiving? Can we have one day?2yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Let’s zoom straight past reasonable questions and concerns and head straight to lunacy.1yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
But Grandma, who is hanging on to the Confederate flags and statues? Not the “Demorcrats.” Is this more 4-D chess?5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
One simple trick that Facebook hates! Simply declare that you do not give permission to be charged.1yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Literally everyone except Trump is a pedophile, especially Killary.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’m starting to believe it’s true, Sweaty. Let’s go back to this mullah thing.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Talking about Odummer doesn’t count as disrespect. Also I’m super angry in general, but that’s something else.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma... the “jokers” do a pretty good job tracking hurricanes. You just don’t understand any of what actual smart people are saying.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Sept 12, when the only Americans being attacked were Muslims, Sikhs, and a few unfortunate Muslim-colored Latinos.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Three-quarters of the selfishness is under the surface.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’ve never left the country and I have no true idea of how we are perceived but look at this, Sweaty.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Dr. King WAS the radical left, and was assassinated for it. Now Grandma wants to claim him.3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Auntie, I’m sorry I used to roll my eyes at your corny forwards. Please, more of this and less about Killary.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’m not real, y’all. I’m downright unnatural. Gotta figure out if I’m lying, confused or mentally ill. Those are the only possibilities.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/fatlogic
Saving the environment? Ur the REAL Nazis. Also sheeple, put that in too.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’m truly sorry you are so unhappy, but the hate is coming from inside you, and a skin-tight jumpsuit on an overweight woman isn’t going to stop it.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/fatlogic
Also Grandma: Why should my tax dollars go to drug addicts, I don’t want homeless shelters in my neighborhood, and I’m against raising the minimum wage.3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
The Korean War. Hurricane Andrew. Squirrels in my attic. Food Lion out of Blueberry Sunrise Dairy-Free Creamer.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Curious who the whites were fighting *against* for the rights of blacks and Jews, and what we called *them*.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
It’s weird when people who worship the police and the troooops get fussy about taxes.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Americans never interfere with other countries, hunny. Also, how does a car work?5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
When a poopy joke from Grandma is a breath of fresh air.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
On a Facebook ad for organic cotton dresses: it’s unethical not to make 2XL dresses. (but not unethical to consume more than your share of resources, I guess)5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/fatlogic
Your on the bad team, Sweaty. You want completely open borders to are country, just like Hitler.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I don’t care about the first Bush administration’s response to the aids crisis, Sweaty. Did you know he killed JFK?5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’m assuming this is anti-abortion, but I honestly do not understand what it actually means.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
But get out of here with your baseless, hate-filled conspiracy theories that Trump is racist.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
See, we do care about kids in camps! But only when it’s too late and we’re trying to get out of caring about something else important.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
San Francisco just legalized heroin and public pooping!4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Listen to Nana, Sweaty. Democrats can’t ever be right.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma, without saying the words “because it’s history,” can you explain why you believe we need to keep statues of confederate generals?5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Anyway, like I was saying Sweaty. I bought a timeshare in Florida and a lot of collectible decorative plates from Bradford Exchange so I am set for life!6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
U also pay taxes on the money u get from working AND remuneration for your labor(s)!4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Democrats are known for never speaking up for black kids.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
This hussy’s cousin worked at McDonalds right before mad cow disease came out.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
There’s never been a bad republican, or an unwell Trump supporter, Sweaty.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Warren is a teacher that’s why she’s Scratching a chock board4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’m against all those things too, Sweaty but it sounds bad when you put those words in Killary’s mouth so had to share this!6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Stop trying to make people believe Obama is a pedophile.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma doesn’t like it when presidents call people names.3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
What are we supposed to be saying, Grandma? Not everyone screams all the time.3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
It tells me one is dead and the other is in a position to make legal decisions for our country.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma, if we’re making analogies, you are not the Jews. You don’t want the Latino migrant caravan now, you wouldn’t have wanted the St. Louis then.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Gram’s belief that libruls are against free speech makes me terribly curious what she wants to say.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I know I have eleven cats, Sweaty, but your cat count only matters if you didn’t catch a man. Plus I can’t knit a hat.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
This is probably why you haven’t seen my Bejeweled Blitz invites too!6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
If you ever have to address Congress about an emotional topic in a hearing that will be watched over and over again worldwide, just wing it, sweaty.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma’s favorite activity is being deliberately obtuse.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Smile and be joyous, Sweaty. It’s not a cult, it’s just that CNN hates you and wants you to be lonely.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
You should of seen my comment, hunny. Everyone else was rhyming with peepee, but I called him a future Hitler! I’ll never let that punk forget he doesn’t like school shootins.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Gramma’s also mad when immigrants might get free health care.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
The good old days when those people just took it quietly.4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Look, now this is clever Sweaty. It’s all acranims. All the major news outlets except Fox are CRAP.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I also know a homeless guy who owns a subway car, Sweaty.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Imagine thinking using a public utility that you pay for is the same as posting on a free website.3yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I’m not racist, I just think all Mexicans and Central Americans are in this one huge gang and are the only ones making meth.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I only want’ to expose peoples’ shady dealings if I dont’ like them’5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Forwards from Abuelita. She doesn’t know how to use the mouse either.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
You should make a sixteen year plan too, hunny. Just not the evil kind.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Not illegal of morons don’t understand it *taps temple*4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I know it’s been two years Sweaty but don’t vote for Killary. There’s so much you don’t understand.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
How graphs work isn’t important Sweaty. What’s important is how everyone is a predator except Kavanaugh.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Posted by a Grandma who instantly believes every single rape allegation against a “Dem” including Tom Hanks6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Some of these Grandmas are downright obsessed with being portrayed as witches.5yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Why wasn’t it a crime when that tiny winged lady broke into my house and stole my tooth?4yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I may not know how to turn the TV to HD, but I know about the Deep State, Sweaty.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma then posted “Ironically, the left has done more to destroy & mock women's rights this week than anyone in the last decade.”6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I don’t know how much that is, but it sounds like Dems have even more money than Soros!6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
See, I do care about other women, Sweaty. Some of them are useful to point at.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Grandma... quit throwing stones, they’re hitting Grandpa.6yr ⋅ Socialbutterfinger ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
