Woke up, saw this note, and called in sick. I'm not even going to check and see what he is talking about10yr ⋅ soaringbeagle ⋅ r/funny
Girl about to side swipe me so I honked. She honked back and flipped me off.9yr ⋅ soaringbeagle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Friend shaved his chest and got an ingrown hair... Bet he won't do that again10yr ⋅ soaringbeagle ⋅ r/WTF
I can't see, but at least I don't have an armrest up my ass. (repost, deleted it by accident)10yr ⋅ soaringbeagle ⋅ r/pics
Come to find out, I'm going to throw it away really means I'm going to smoke the shit out of it10yr ⋅ soaringbeagle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Don't bite on the first offer. They'll keep throwing better deals at you10yr ⋅ soaringbeagle ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
