This is the care sheet we leave with our veterinarian, whenever Sparky is being boarded. The staff love it! (Inspired by a similar post in r/cats)1yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/parrots
Our little miracle baby hatched today! This beby snek was conceived via parthenogenesis (no father), and is perfectly healthy4yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/Sneks
Does anyone else's bird stand on your foot, if you stand in one place for too long?1yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/parrots
[Reposted] New Boost Train feature for random smaller streamers. How awesome is this?2yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/Twitch
On a Twitter screenshot about someone who negotiated a higher salary, after talking to a coworker about how much they both make. Manager is in the USA.2yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
Today, March 31st, someone tossed a Christmas tree next to the sidewalk of my local park.2yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/trashy
Do yourself a favor, and take a gander at the Slayer's bookshelf in the Fortress of Doom4yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/Doom
On an announcement tweet for a comprehensive guide on how to start streaming, as a blind creator2yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/dontyouknowwhoiam
Oh my god, how did I never think of this: A tip for cookie cutting from King Arthur Flour6yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/Baking
A thread full of people who have no idea how blind people use phones/computers to access social media, and not bothering to google it2yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/facepalm
I've been supporting a buddy of mine through his first Hellblade playthrough, and this is what my setup looks like. (Description in comments)3yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/hellblade
PSA: Thong+pantyhose combo is the perfect attire for muting farts. I just found this out after my department gave us breakfast burritos this morning. Thought you all should know. That's all I wanted to say, but this sub doesn't do text posts so here's an adorable baby bird.9yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had TWO fossils show up in my newly-built research outpost this morning. So happy!4yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I was truly Lost in Space today... several derelicts in close proximity meant the short-range teleporter took me to a different derelict entirely. Couldn't get back to my ship.3yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/NoMansSkyTheGame
This fitness website's page on cutting body fat is chock-full of fatlogic that isn't even internally consistent.7yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/fatlogic
While browsing for parrot shoulder guards, I came across this hilariously awful photoshop job!3yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/parrots
Some skinny logic on Whisper: in response to me telling them that failing to absorb a significant amount of the energy from the food they eat is a malabsorption disorder7yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/fatlogic
Contacted a fridge repair company to schedule an appointment with a tech. This was their highly eloquent response.7yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/facepalm
[LIGHT] 0-100 In the blink of an eye! (some dude posted a job offer for an assistant at $300/week, on Whisper of all places)7yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/creepyPMs
When three women in my office are in the bathroom pooping at the same time.10yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that I've consumed the remainder of my day's calories after gorging myself on chocolate.9yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the office bathroom's new automatic air freshener goes off LOUDLY while I'm quietly taking a shit.10yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just to let you ladies know, /r/fitness's Physique Phriday today is glutes. Go enjoy yourselves.10yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After returning from basic training, this was by far the weirdest thing for me12yr ⋅ So_Motarded ⋅ r/Military
