The Italian dude kept asking me You singer? over and over again on Halloween when I was dressed as T-Swift. HIFW my friends tell me he was actually asking You single? My yeah may have been a little too enthusiastic......5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
The girl at the counter in my hotel gave me one from her bag, but this should be standard.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I discovered I could filter my OKCupid matches with the criteria has a dog. My priorities, ladies.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
My friend thinks she can be just friends with her ex-boyfriend who is still in love with her.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm at a work conference. I still have five more days, but I can't shake a dude I talked to in the first couple days and he's kind of making me uncomfortable.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Me this week. Anyone else notice how all the attractive men seem to show up when you're ovulating?6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
My fwb (who has a wonderful hiney) says Guys having good butt isn't really a good thing, or at the very least doesn't matter.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
My Sephora order came a week late, but I already called customer service and had it resent. I called twice and tried to email them to cancel the reshipment, but the second order still arrived two days later. Do I just keep the extra foundation and primer now?5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Just saw Guardians of the Galaxy. Anyone else think that Chris Pratt should have filmed all his scenes shirtless, or is that just me?6yr · snyggare · r/LadyBoners
All my single friends already have plans and of course my coupled friends are busy, so no one will go to the Single's Night at the bar with me.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, after being frustrated with the lack of attention given to the men in porn, I watch gay porn for the first time.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Went on a first date last night. He was cute. We played minigolf. He was CUTE. We totally kissed. AND DID I SAY HE WAS CUTE?6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW he says he's not in the mood for sex after asking for a blowjob.7yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy talking to me at the bar asks for my number, and why not? I'm trying to meet new people and make friends. I leave the bar and have three texts and three voicemails less than an hour later.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I discover a Mass RES Tagger that automatically tags all users who submit to a selected subreddit6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I want to break things off with my fwb, but when I see him all I want to do is make out and go for the sex.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I saw my ex's profile on OkCupid after I definitely fell for the If I wanted a relationship right now you'd be the first one I'd call line with him insisting I mean it. This genuinely isn't some line I'm only telling you. Uhhh.....5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
When I learn that weed suppositories can alleviate menstrual cramps5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find not one, but TWO bra stores in my city that carry my bra size.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
On a Tinder date. First time being really excited about a guy since my ex. It's going really great. We kiss. Then he says, I have to tell you... I'm moving on Monday.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I do a load of laundry and after all is put away my only bra is no where to be found.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
[No Spoilers] I made rings based on some Westeros houses for my metalworking final.7yr · snyggare · r/gameofthrones
A guy hitting on me at the bar say, You remind me of the girl from 50 Shades of Grey.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
For the gazillionth time, I have a week where I think I have depression only to have my period start and my self-loathing, hopelessness, and crying fits fade away shortly after. I'm realizing it's time to talk to someone about PMDD.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Got my IUD on Tuesday. My stomach still hurts from the fifteen hours of dry-heaving that followed.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy I used to date that I've been semi-pining for in the last seven months and really really like invites me out to a movie with him and his friend after we reconnected a week ago..... only to barely talk to me or look at me for the entire outing5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
My day after the guy I've been dating for two months that I really like more than anyone else I've ever dated ends it with me when I'm PMSing two days before my birthday over text message.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I didn't recognize my UTI symptoms and now every joint in my body is in pain and I have migraines that make me cry6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
What I tell myself when I have a date I really want to go on tomorrow and he already bought the movie tickets... but my runny nose and sore throat are getting worse.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I decided to make a Tumblr, but don't have anyone to follow. Do you ladies have any blog recommendations? Is there a Troll Tumblr blog?5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
After making the decision to seek therapy, I now have to find a therapist.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
A guy who I barely know, who never talked to me, and who I haven't seen in over a year just emailed me expressing his feelings for me and asked me to be his Valentine.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
Received a message from a cute guy on OkC, but I didn't reply right away. A day later he sends a follow up message assuming my lack of interest for not responding yet.5yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
When the essay I haven't started that is due tomorrow is postponed and my classes are cancelled... because there was a shooting at my university today.7yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my sister excitedly shows me the new bras she bought and I see a lot of fit problems, but don't know how to point them out to her because she was so happy6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally matched with and had interesting conversations with a couple of men from Tinder today.... and then my phone broke before getting any sort of contact info.6yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I ask my FWB if he wants to hang out later and he says he has other plans, and then I wake up to a text sent at 2:30 am asking if I'm still awake.7yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I go to visit my casual hook up to get some and he mentions that he has work at 8:30 AM7yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my best friend of three years, who despite being a bit of a manslut has never made a move on me, kissed me when drunk last night. I believe my audible reaction was Huh.7yr · snyggare · r/TrollXChromosomes
