The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house.5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
TIL that Simon, from Choosy Wives Choose Smith, is the cat who kills Stevearino two seasons later, in Son of Stan5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag...? WAIT. It’s a cheetah! Cheet-ah... Cheet-os... There is so much beauty in the world.5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
Woo.. She got the drop on ol’ Reggie. Caught those full in the face! If those were guns, Reggie’d be DEAD.5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
I don’t like the bottom half of the can. It’s not as effervescent. Nope, the bottom’s not for me. I’m what they call a “top!”5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
We talked about this, Roger. You’re the one who frees the whales every time! This was gonna be the time you did the dance-off — but here we are, in the whale room, once again.5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
Hey everyone, it’s me, HAYLEY! Sorry I'm late. I was doing HAYLEY stuff. Peace and whatnot. Tom's of Maine. I'm the daughter.5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
Like a Chef, I must pick the finest ingredients. All my work has lead me to this moment! The most fabulous persona I’ve ever birthed... And dry ice for effect. Get ready to meet... RAIDER DAVE!!! ... Ohp, overcooked it. Boy, you add just one too many and you end up Raider Dave. Every time.5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
See? Everything in moderation. Now, I’m gonna have five cheese puffs, no more...5yr ⋅ snongles ⋅ r/americandad
