Anything to avoid the metric system...

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It's not like they can fly...

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No, no it will not.

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Just don't make lightsaber noises, please.

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So very thoughtful...

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Just how cheap are we talking, here?

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Well isn't this awkward.

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This is absolutely legit.

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Can't get good help these days.

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Sounds ... convenient.

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You may have a point.

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Ouch that's a bit on the nose.

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So no budget for a proofreader?

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A problem I am faced with often, horses in bathrooms...

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This is totally achievable for me.

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My brain hurts now.

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I'm so confused.

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I'll take a handful.

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Bring me a shrubbery. A nice one, not too expensive.

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Does Tim know about this??

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Seen on a ski slope in summer...

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Yeah no, I don't think so.

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Roman ite domum.

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That sounds really uncomfortable, and also illegal.

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This implies the existence of X Women.

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Especially curry powder, you sniff that stuff and whole new worlds open up.

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Please don't bake your pets.

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How about spikes and a clothesline while you're at it?

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We all know the public can't math.

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I fear there's a rude word in here somewhere.

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