Oh no.

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This is my dog’s favourite toy. He refuses to chew on it and he sleeps with it every night.

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As a lesbian, this made me laugh out loud. Score: Lori, zero. Lesbians, one.

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This is Cannoli. She is my neighbour’s dog and every time I walk by, her head pops up and she grumbles until I pet her.

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That deer has seen some shit.

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Doing the lord’s work.

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I am at a loss for words here. It’s totally believable that your pyramid scheme products miraculously cured your child’s stomach bug. /s

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I wonder how much money she had to shell out for this “PhD.” Sadly, she could have received a real degree within three years.

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She has said some truly horrific shit in the past but this takes the cake. 🤬😡

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It took me way too long to figure out that this is a mermaid and a fish.

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Were these tattoos inspired by leprosy?

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Oh no.

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Sure, Jan.

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Lori finally confirmed it. Also, it sounds like this woman has absolutely no identity outside of her husband which is alarming.

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Please be satire.

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This person tattooed Jeffrey Dahmer onto their hand. Yikes.

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Ma’am, they aren’t dead, they are married and also one child lives nearby and you visit the other child eleventy million times a year. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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This reminded me of that whole “Anyone can make your husband a sandwich but only you can fulfill his special needs” nonsense that Michelle loves to repeat over and over again.

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This makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

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I just eye rolled myself into another dimension.

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For the love of god, PLEASE do not name your child Breedyn or any of the other names but *especially* not Breedyn.

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Oh no.

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Lori really is an absolutely miserable person and she clearly wants all other women to suffer the same shitty marriage and life that she had endured for decades. There is so much to unpack here.

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Every time I head a fundie speak about “training up a child,” I think of that horrid child abuse instruction manual written by the Pearls.

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Dear JimChelle...

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It’s positively vile that Shrek eats enough for ten while his children go without. Sophia looks so unwell and yet Jillpm will just continue to pretend that everything is fine. It’s infuriating!

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Popeye’s: “We have the world’s driest biscuits.” Kelly: “Hold my spelt flour.”

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I’m sorry but WHAT?!

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Definitely one of the stranger messages I’ve received after disclosing my height. Apparently, I’m exactly like a 6’4” man even though I’m a woman who is not 6’4”.

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Meme Monday.

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“Here’s Johnny!”

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When your show gets cancelled but you try to stay relevant. Nike!

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I’m still trying to figure out what this is.

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The longer you look, the worse it gets.

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The face you make when you find out that the taco wasn’t actually food.

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I have rotated my phone in every direction and I still can’t make this out. Is it supposed to be a dragon?

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Jillpm, please take note.

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The perfect card for Bethany.

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How about no.

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I have to see a new optometrist today and this unspeakable horror is in the waiting room. It smells atrocious and it’s giving me a raging headache.

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Jim Bob on Election Day, probably.

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This was posted on FreeJinger so I’m not sure if there is any truth to it. However, if this is true, it was inevitable.

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Apparently, Books was a guest speaker at a fundie summer camp. The little blurb about him sent me into a fit of Kendra-like giggles.

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I can nearly smell the sepsis.

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Oh no.

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A throwback to the time that Jill posted this creepy personal ad the very moment Nurie became a legal adult. 🤢

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Nathan looks absolute thrilled with his Christmas gift from his in-laws. /s

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What in the ever loving fuck is this nonsense?! “I know that there are starving children, cancers that are diagnosed by the thousands daily and there is never a year without war but can you please save this racist ride? Amen!” The absolute cheek of this person!

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I love that they zoomed in on Destinie’s warning label.

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What a mess. A raise isn’t a raise if you aren’t actually earning any income.

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*sigh*

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Miss Betty Moo is all tucked in a ready for bed.

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A quote from Jinger’s new book. She really has not become free. She just traded one yoke for another.

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Little Sophia looks so unwell and Jillpm continues to think that all of her children are perfectly healthy. She needs to take Sophia to a well child check but of course she won’t. 😡

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Dear Facebook ads, WTF?!

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Of course Jillpm commented on a post about Jinger’s new book.

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I just rolled my eyes so hard that I may have strained a muscle.

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A friendly reminder that Ginger’s husband is drinking the Koolaid. It may be a different flavour but it is still Koolaid.

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Why is dressed like a Chiquita banana?

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Smother Spivy’s fangirling is getting out of control.

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Does anybody else get these ridiculous messages? “Why are you gay?” Uh, it’s the way I was born! Tf?!

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I have a date on Saturday with a really cute woman I met at a foster animal event and I’m so excited!

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What in the Thug Life Mayor of Whoville is happening here?!

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Mr. Baked Potato?

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Excuse me?! Wtf is wrong with this woman?! This is one disgusting marketing ploy.

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Lori is so incredibly and willfully ignorant.

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Yikes. At least it looks like it will be relatively easy to cover up.

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Reese’s pieces is back on her QAnonsense 💩.

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Lori is just out there writing her own fanfic.

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Sir, you signed up to be on reality tv twice. Tf did you think was going to happen?

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And they are back to pretending that their relationship is perfect.

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This is absolutely infuriating. It’s very telling that she said that she lost an animal rather than that she lost a pet. Piss, you did not “lose an animal.” You killed an animal through your own gross negligence and extreme arrogance.

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Her dogs never get any time to properly recover before being forced to have yet *another* litter. 😡🤬 Disgusting backyard breeding all so she can turn a quick profit.

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Loud, proud rugby player. 💪

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🙄 Every time R starts selling pyramid scheme snake oil, she claims that it’s a medical and beauty cure-all.

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More proof that Reese reads this sub. We all call her out for constantly ordering takeout and suddenly she’s preparing a healthy meal. At least she’s finally cooking.

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Repost with redaction. Mama Spivey is being creepy yet again.

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Today I was told that I’m “too tall.” Well, ok then. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Several of you commented on a post in here about Reese finally getting off her arse to clean her gutters after you posted about her laziness in here. You all called it.

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This sanctimonious, narcissistic windbag has a book out now. Lord help us all. I can’t wait to read the reviews.

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Oof.

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Now I know where Raisin Bran buys her terrible lashes.

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Except for the fact that Reese’s Pieces hasn’t matured or had any personal growth since she was a teenager.

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Of course she isn’t wearing shoes.

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Welcome to the hellscape that is my other inbox. On what planet would it be ok to send something like this? Tf?!

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The morning frost left a pattern that looked like birds on my windshield.

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Hello, all you gorgeous people. I’m Snarkzilla and I’m from Sweden. :)

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Happy Saturday!

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Jeff feels so threatened by a cartoon that he had to write an entire article about it.

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Sounds like Lori’s children might be developing some healthy boundaries. If only JRod’s children could follow suit.

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No, that’s totally not a filter. It’s definitely the makeup. /s Do they really think that people fall for this nonsense?

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Once again, Lori reminds us all that her marriage is absolutely terrible and that she wants us all to suffer in solidarity. Sorry, Lori, but l will take happiness over misery.

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I’m dealing with typical holiday stress. I could use a laugh or some compliments.

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🤦🏻‍♀️

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I’m exhausted so I did minimal makeup today.

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It’s officially sundress season!

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We have extremely high wind speeds today and the wind knocked my neighbour’s playhouse through the fence and onto my tractor.

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181cm. I am recent to the US and I want to make new friends.

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*smother is too enthused*

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I’ve had a very rough week and I’m exhausted. Please tell me some funny jokes.

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I’m very curious. What is the first thing you notice about me?

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I’m headed out of town for a Women of STEM conference for work today because apparently, somebody thought it would be a good idea to have me, a person who is introverted, hates public speaking and has a weird accent to give a speech. Wish me luck!

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