It's like I have ESPN or something. My Facebook feed can always tell me who ate the onion...3yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/AteTheOnion
Made an MTG Resurrection alter for our Father, who art in Alluux: Confession3yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/PaymoneyWubby
Got engaged back in September, and I haven't seen very many raw diamond rings... Mind my dirty, brainy fingers, but I'm still swooning 😍6yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/JustEngaged
Got engaged back in September, and I haven't seen very many raw diamond rings... Mind my dirty, brainy fingers, but I'm still swooning 😍6yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/EngagementRings
I'm OFFENDED by this cringe that my old high school tried to pull off... Way to cause unnecessary conflict and use a HIGH SCHOOL GIRL'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM as ammunition.3yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Developed something called Skeeter Syndrome this summer; after not being bitten for a while, some people can become severely allergic to proteins in the female mosquito's saliva.3yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The Weather Channel got factually salty with Trump yesterday.7yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This trail sign for humans and doggos at Thunderbird Conservation Park, Glendale, AZ.7yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/pics
The Under Armour I wore (for work) displaced the blood in my bruise (from work)7yr ⋅ smellslikeschmidt ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
