To me, one of the funniest gags in all of Seinfeld is when George calls up Jerry and spews out a panicked burst of words specific to his extreme situation, and Jerry sarcastically replies ...Who is this? every time. I nearly die laughing every time!1yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/seinfeld
I just left my cat at the vet overnight. He might have surgery tonight due to intestinal blockage. It's a risky operation. Please send him your strength, he's going to need it. His brother is meowing, wondering where he is, and it tears my heart apart.5yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Wirelessly controlled robotic pills to sedate stressed out workers.4yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
Work related burnout made me stop riding and get out of shape. Tried to get back into the habit a few times but it didn't stick even though I was reminded of how amazing it is each time. I hope I can stick with it this time! You never fail until you stop trying, right?2yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/gravelcycling
MFW I suddenly realize that every aspect of my life is great and running smoothly, a rare state that without fail is guaranteed to be followed by a huge unforseeable shitstorm of woe.6yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Finns det nagon har som vet hur i hela hisingen man faller upp de har ORUBBLIGA stolarna? Har dragit i varenda spak och detalj jag hittar men de ar till synes oomkullrunkeliga! Tycker det ar bra att de finns, men ar for dum for att kunna falla upp dem till vuxen-konfiguration.2yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/Gothenburg
Starbucks customer places ridiculous order. You won't believe what $100% happens next!9yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/thatHappened
MFW I have to decide between staying at my well paid, stable, awesome but evil job and switching to one with lower pay, less stability, but it's for a company that shares my political views, donates assloads to refugees, homeless, warzone relief etc. and the people who work there are chill as fuck.6yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Saw some pure ideology when opposing the notion that ANTIFA ARE FASCISTS in /r/PublicFreakout7yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/FULLCOMMUNISM
OBD. Just put wider tires on my old race hybrid to be able to take it into the woods near my home. I am seriously considering slapping drop bars on this bad boy to create a faux gravel bike until I conjure up the cash for a proper gravel bike. These woods are so much more fun than the roads!4yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/gravelcycling
Father-son wargaming kitbashing night. Our absolute first attempts at making Gaslands cars. Lesson 1: get better glue!4yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/gaslandsplayers
The different lengths of the lamp on either side of this jar has bothered me for over 20 years!6yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Waiting for my friend to pop out of our favourite indian restaurant with some Rogan Josh and Khorma on a rainy Sunday afternoon, I was overcome with serenity and had to take a shitty picture.6yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/raining
[REQUEST] Bazaar Merchant Gentle-khan or some shit (X-post from /r/indianpeoplefacebook)7yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/neckbeardRPG
MRW when an invisible midget boxer and an invisible snake try to steal my pizza slice and I tie the midget to my arm using the snake while I secure and eat the slice.9yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Nagon insektskunnig som vet vad detta kan vara for en skum krabat? Fyra ben, T-formad kropp, inga synliga vingar. Nej, jag tanker inte ta i den.11yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/sweden
MRW I dress up as poultry feces for halloween but the zipper gets stuck.10yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
9/11 jokes are not edgy, and pun threads make me want to poke my eyes out. Found in /r/RedditsCommentSection6yr ⋅ smekaren ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
