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What's your favorite old time joke? To make it easy, let's define old time as pre-1970 jokes and/or references.

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With the midterms upon us Tuesday, what’re your favorite quotes/moments with Mayor “Diamond” Joe Quimby?

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You're going out for a pub crawl. Who from DS9 is going with you?

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So Cookie, do you like ponies? | Um no, I’m 16. | So what do you like? | Cocaine...and stuff. | Yaaaaaaay!!

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Now that it’s December, what’re your favorite Christmas moments from the show?

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While you slumbered, I stripped you naked, put a black wig on you, placed a cougar on your lap, and VOILA!!

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Some say that was the end of Klaus’ story. Others say it was the beginning. Nobody ever says it was the middle.

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You boys baking a cake? | Yeah....a cake of tremendous power!

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Bulrog has lots and lots of powers.

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The lengths Steve goes to for avoiding bully Stan is hilarious! First time I watched this, I was wondering if this was some B plot they started late into the episode!

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What's your favorite moment or quote from Barry?

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Double Team (1997). JCVD always made bad movies, but this might be his worst.

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What's your favorite moment or dialogue of Brian acting like a dog?

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At the corner, take a FRIGHT! It’s October...what is your favorite American Dad Halloween moment?

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I know the restaurant business. I ran a Hardee’s in Myrtle Beach. Everyone called it “Party Hardee’s” because of the butt load of drugs I was running through there. I was”sick” the day of the raid...got tipped off by a cop whose daughter I saved from drowning.

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I’m going to miss you most of all, John Goodhorse, Native American activist and registered sex offender. You were, heh, you were complicated. Did not respond well to the word “no”.

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Mature. Navajo. Bitches.

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They’re rare butthole eating scorpions. They cost me $2000 each, but then I’m not very good with money, am I Hayley??

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Do you perchance have any Gatorade? I seem to have left all my electrolytes with your daughter.

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I do have a fetish for all things family. I realize the term “fetish” makes it sound sexual. Which is good....because it is.

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I want to have a Rob Schneider movie marathon. Where to start?

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Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation you’re on fire.

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I’ve watched and listened to a lot of series about one hit wonders. I can’t help but wonder whatever became of this one??

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Did we just find another case? | Are you kidding? This is gruesome. This is like a cable crime! We’re network! | Yeah, nobody dies on our show. | Let’s face it, on our darkest day, we’re Scooby Doo. | Maybe Quincy. | Maybe Quincy.

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Images you can hear

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Both teams have almost completely checked out of their hotels. With 5 hours until kickoff, it's still anybody game! / What's your favorite AD sports joke, moment, or reference?

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I’m on Martin Mull. Underrated actor. Could anyone else have played Colonel Mustard in Clue? The answer is yes, Christopher Lloyd, the point is Mull gets work. Consistently.

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Snot joined the Army. Ended up marrying his commanding officer, Lt Randall Santana. Barry became the poet in residence at Ithaca College and started dating his male students. Toshi settled in the garden city of Kyoto, where he works as a male prostitute. As for me? Super gay also!

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A Francine appreciation post! What is your favorite Francine quote or moment??

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Happy Mother’s Day! Let’s honor it with your favorite Francine moment or quote.

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Make the comments look like Garak's browser history.

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What's your favorite quote/moment with Dr. Hibbert?

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Was the killer in Cartman's Incredible Gift a parody of a killer from a specific movie, or more just a stock type serial killer?

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Lips are for kissin! Do you like that song? Kiss if you like that song.

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Your Top 3 episodes IF, The Best of Both Worlds, The Inner Light, and Yesterday's Enterprise are off the table??

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Acting merely pays the bills so I can focus on my true passion. Conciergeing!

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Leave him alone, Stan! He thought you were an ODing bitch.

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Toshi has some hilarious lines throughout the series, albeit in subtitles. What are your favorite Toshi-isms?

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Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.

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Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more dessicated. And she doesn't call her son Mr. Burns!!

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Spring break time of year. Spring Breakup is one of my favorite episodes. Anyway, let's hear it for the king, Scotch Bingington, and Carmen Selectra.

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Here’s the only check Roger ever wrote. In the date line it says “today,1783” it’s made out for the amount of $72 million and it’s payable to Drugs. On the memo line it reads “for drugs, yo” and it’s signed John Travolta.

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Hayley, Roger. Got a sec? | Roger?! Whoa is this one of those Twilight Zone phones where I can talk to the dead but only with horrible ironic consequences??! | Oh right, it’s past noon, you’re already high. Let me talk to the fish.

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Carol! They're talking about you on the Family Man!!

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What’re you doing? | Signing you up for adult literacy courses.

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I was not helping your mother with a leg cramp, I was not giving her a lying-down hug; I was not helping her look for her contact lens. I was plowing, Steve.

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HUGE heroin fan. Don’t use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.

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Hey Bones, look at this bone. | I know, but did you see this bone? | Where’d you find that bone? | Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here next to this bone. | Dr. Brennan...bone-call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?

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While celebrities on the show are usually over the top parodies, which do you think is closest to reality? I think Jennifer Lopez was pretty spot on.

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Whenever they show Jerry Jones in his owners box during Cowboys games, this is always the first image I think of.

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An appreciation for Snot (Schmuely)! What’s your favorite Snot moment or quote?

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So, let me ask you a question. Should we have a Nathan appreciation post? / Your favorite moments and/or quotes from him?

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Tara Reid and this one too! Stan’s plate collection is hilarious!

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When we catch him we are gonna torture him. I mean really torture him. Weird stuff. BUTT stuff.

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I don’t get it....are you saying you and Bar are bad neighbors?

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Do you know the difference between a government bond and a man? The bond matures.

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What’s your favorite quote/moment of Mr. Burns??

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A $50,000 reward to anyone who can stop the marriage! The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probable roller derby captain, while the male is your classic run-of-the-male stoner. Here is an artist's rendering of the couple.

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So I suppose it will be up to me to make the cat calls? Woo hoo. Shake it, madam! Capital knockers!

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What? I’ve never called you “sis” before? You’re right! It does seem weirdly clunky and expositional! I mean, I know you’re my sister, so who am I saying it for?

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What would Worf's browser history look like?

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What’s your favorite Family Guy Thanksgiving moment? I like Peter telling the turkey “sorry you have to die, but white people put on sweaters.”

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Are you crazy, pushing me in the pool?! I had 40 hits of ecstasy in my pocket! Buckle up, kids.

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What, in your opinion, is the episode where Brian is the biggest scumbag? I think “The Blind Side” is a pretty good instance.

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They’re bringing back the ole sleeping booths!!

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You have to get rid of one. (I feel the answer will be overwhelming hate of a particular one, but let's see🤣)

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Man now you got me thinking about weed! That stuff makes me want to drink so much soda. I smoke a bone then drain a 2 liter of Sunkist in like a second. Freaks people out!

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Do you realize how much this will be worth in a few months when she’s dead?!

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Are y’all saying Texas ain’t real??

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You were a model prisoner, Max. You basically just slept for 6 years.

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Ah, 97 Toyota Camry. Only 32 made in the world.

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I got a box of shu mai from Trader Joe’s. And for dessert, a huge ass box of Chocodiles. I hid them in the fridge for when the cholos come back. And they will be back! I gave the biggest one a key.

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The slower the cook...the better the taste.

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I know what you’re thinking. What’s the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn’t? He’s just being really thorough!

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What are you doing? Signing you up for adult literacy classes.....

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Well don’t we look like a coupla movie stars??

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Three Ribwiches please! And instead of a drink, I’d like a blended Ribwich.

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It's Always Sunny in Spira. Tidus and the gang buy the tavern in Luca. / What're your ideas if FFX had another spinoff?

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I’ve turned things over to my best buddy in the whole world (Mr. Black)

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It’s an Asian sex doll!! Remember how you always wanted to climb the Great Wall of Vagina?

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Bevelle liquor store hours | Make the comments look like Jecht's browser history.

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2 eggs,1 over easy,1 over medium 3 sausage links,cottage cheese with a drizzle of honey. A fruit cup, unless it's mostly honeydew melon in which case skip it & make it half a grapefruit. Glass of whole milk over ice,side of toast barely browned,closer to bread than toast I'm not joking

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Gina’s love is pure. Purely for money!

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If Chris and Carl talking movies was a podcast, I'd totally listen. Who's with me?

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It’s November, so what’s your favorite Thanksgiving moment from the series?

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Hiiiii. Hi Gilbert!!

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Acting merely pays the bills so I can focus on my true passion. Concierging!

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Yeah, I killed my college roommate. I can’t believe you didn’t know that! I stabbed her. | Francine’s past would be a great spinoff!

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Saw a story on the news this morning about “Skimpflation”, where some manufacturers are skimping on ingredients. These two items immediately came to mind!

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Air show?! Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their whizz jets to the strains of Rock You Like a Hurricane?! What kind of country friend rube is still impressed with that??

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Not a soccer fan, but if I was watching the US vs Iran match today, I think i know the perfect shirt to wear.

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You boys want to pick up a hoe and just go to town? Chaaaarlotte......

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