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Toxic masculinity

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Get me the manager

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I never realized it either

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Jeans tighter than my asshole

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You okay, Achilles?

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That Lil' Johnny

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Alien baby daddy

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It's society's fault females won't have sex with me.

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Mermaid physics 🧜

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I mean have you seen girls?

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Walmart employees, let's make it happen

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🔥 Intact Anaconda skeleton

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Down with Chick-Fil-A

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my dragons are imagining

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Of the people, by the people, for the people

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Breathing is for snowflakes

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Didn't you just eat a barrel of hay?

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A new familiar!

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Get rid of Adam Sandler and we have a match!

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Where did I put it?

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Talk to your Gen Zs. They'll vote this time.

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I love the ball and chain

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Exhaustion and stress require more than two days off.

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NASA knows the real void

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LGBTQ+ friendly insurance company

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Only your cervix will know!

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Preventing pregnancy is on both of you.

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Well where are they?

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You never forget.

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it's normal to not communicate, right?

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There's only 365 days left!!

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pretty sure I've been called a tootie fruity

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I heard Dracula was a Mario fan

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Have you or a loved one been hurt by a mask?

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Snowflake gen z and cancel culture

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Can you lick the science?

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Urethra size matter

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found this in a local shop

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I'm gay but have yet to invade Poland

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Sphinx's riddle

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A little more me, a little less you

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Bloat from eating after a fast, amirite

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This was me every time a new HP book was released! I just re-started the series.

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Fractions are hard

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Right wing or pro-antifa?

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Crispy red eye stains.

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Good guy Jon Bon Jovi

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I made my own society

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ladies you clearly don't love your man if you're faithful

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Casey Anthony vs Texas

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Be comfortable saying No

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women's erasure by the church

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Ah yes, another pair of historical platonic friends.

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You are surrounded by corpses.

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Is it just me or does the neck on the left match the face on the right?

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🔥 Stingray skeleton

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Sleep is for the weak when you have a good book.

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The ancient question may be answered

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🔥 Heaviest known organism on Earth

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I welcome our arboreal overlords

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It's not queer to hell, it's straight to hell.

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You can do it! Happy Winter Solstice

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Just like the giver

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Dr pepper vs Dr oz

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Kind of like painting yourself in a corner

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Consent is sexy

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Buy her flowers already

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Can I have all three?

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Come through for me Santa!

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Working can be hard.

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Poor people are the reason females won't have the sex with me

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WOW 😱 it even changes the color of your lips!!

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A little insecure

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what does this even mean?

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Pride Cheerios 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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You are more than anxiety!

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What shade do you think you are??

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The downfall of the written word.

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Unrecognizable!

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I wish I could energy off of teenagers

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You know what imagines my dragons?

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garlic permission

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And what was his batting average?

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Wearing a mask will lead to losing Jesus.

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Lupin was exhausted.

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We don't always march straight.

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Wow, they make it so easy to give your pay right back to the company!

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Is it special interests?

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Okey dokey about to croakey

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🔥 Nightmare fuel

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I'm so confused. Where are your lashes, hun?!

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Doesn't mean I'm excited about the other option.

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Trump supporters adopted the nazi salute though. Un-ironically posted on fb.

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