Everybody gangster until the guy in overalls pulls out 3 attacks and an action surge.

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You haven't lived until you've mocked an enemy to death.

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At least there's always spare the dying.

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Character concept I don't have a campaign for #666

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Are we the baddies?

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True metagaming

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We'll do it for you, gran-gran!

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Didn't expect them to have truesight.

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Using your divine intervention to have your god bitch slap a guy is ALWAYS valid.

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When you're the only party member with living & supportive parents.

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I could be persuaded to become a celestial warlock.

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This advertisement has been plastered all around my campus for a few weeks now and REALLY looks like a pro-suicide message.

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Poor DMs, their plans never survive contact with the players.

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Anyone else enjoying season 2?

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Depending on the oath, anyway.

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I absolutely love warlocks but come on man, just a few more spell slots.

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Kidnapping is negotiable when you're an adventuring party.

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Remember kids: one point of exhaustion won't stop you from using Eldritch Blast.

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Don't tell Plato about kangaroos.

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Being holy doesn't mean missing out on that sweet Eldritch Blasting.

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He died bravely and with honour, so that we may continue to smite.

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This you may be a rules lawyer about.

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I know most people are more chill than this. But I'm so tired of people who assume that just because I like mechanically strong characters, I'm not going to put any effort into roleplaying.

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I mean, can't have character development if you don't live past level one.

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The best names are thought of on the spot.

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Do you hear Sabaton playing? Role initiative.

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Teach 'em young.

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The goblins used to live in peace, then the winged hussars arrived.

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Better believe I'm going to be a pain in the ass before I go down there, though.

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Just a stupid idea I had.

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Where not robbing the orphanage!

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Well technically it's 9, but the guy getting stabbed probably isn't counting.

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Honestly, it's enough if you ask me.

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Aaaaand you're charmed.

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As well as hexblades with a bow, paladins with a bow, rogues with a bow,...

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Gotta love those portent roll

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If you know, you know. The Cleric better have a diamond ready.

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Then the cavalier fighter arrived.

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Dark vision won't save you.

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Roll normal damage, buddy

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That's a nice turn you have there, would be a shame if something happened to it.

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Particularly potent if you use the extended spell metamagic option.

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Oh boy, I hope there's magic items!

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Probably the most widely agreed upon homebrew.

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I've seen a lot of people on this sub saying min-maxing is only okay if it doesn't make other players feel less powerful and ruin their fun. But if you CHOSE to not optimise your character for role-play purposes and ended up not enjoying it, it's not the min-maxers fault for being optimised.

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