They both just stared at me for like 5 seconds. And then we all laughed. At me.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW my boss asks to come up with clever and quirky memes she can post on our companies Facebook page.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My boss is pissed that we have to fix little mistakes on every shipment we receive... you get what you pay for.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I see the same people do this every day, the same fuckers who don't give up their seats to elderly/pregnant/people who actually need to sit.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My boss's daughter just dropped this one on me. I was like Ooooooo, that's rough.....probably10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm happy I followed their advice (mostly) but I'm pretty worried about what my younger sister might decide.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My boss just praised me for being so eager to help all of our clients, compared to my coworkers who screen their calls to avoid certain people who they don't like.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My co-workers think I'm crazy for bringing this up with our manager. I don't mind some unpaid time every now and then, but if it's going to be everyday ...8yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She pushes my wife and I apart, tunnels under the blankets, and makes adorable chirping noises until we pay attention to her. Say hello to Peaches!10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/cats
They're handing out supervisor evaluation surveys to all the lower level employees at my work this morning11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I pissed off the receptionist at the doctor's office today, but really? We need a better system than this.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My in-laws are pressuring my wife and I to buy a duplex with them. It makes sense financially, but I think there's something they have not considered...9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's been a slow week at work, so my coworker brought in his motorcycle gas tank to repaint....at his desk. He was so surprised that I was bothered by it.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She pushes my wife and I apart, tunnels under the blankets, and makes adorable chirping noises until we pay attention to her. Say hello to Peaches!10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/aww
Look at this crime gap bullshit. Proof that they are desperate, WE ARE WINNING!2yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/Superstonk
I've been trying this for about a month and the results have been fantastic.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My coworker is mad because I embarrassed him in front of a couple of hotties.11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/MetalMemes
Her response: We do, but since you're already here how about you just pick something up?10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
BBQ steak and salt and vinegar frites, Actifried with garlic powder and onions.8yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
My mom just found this note my sister wrote her when she was six. We have no idea what she was referring to.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/funny
Not quite the same calibre as some of the other posts here, but check out this statue in my neighbour yard.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/WTF
A client basically called me a poser when he saw my Pantera wallpaper on my work PC.11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/MetalMemes
I'm in my thirties and my parents are still sending me passive aggressive vm's and texts to try and control the direction of my life.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So at work the other day a client was short $5, so I loaned it to him. Yesterday he brought me this as a thank you (he's Korean)11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/awesome
So I just finished a conversation with a courier in the creepiest way. I meant to say I will, you too. What came out was a little...foreboding.11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is whats making me happy today...My boss deserves credit for being a GG10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/happy
She's looking at me like it's my fault she decided to sit with me and cuddle.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/cats
Just had to help my coworker change his privacy settings. He was tripping dicks because one of our clients was asking him about his custody battle.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was surprised (and somewhat impressed) by my new coworker today... for about 5 seconds7yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We were changing our girl's substrate and she wanted to help...so we buried her. She was thrilled.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/reptiles
I see people do this every time I fly....still doesn't make sense to me.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My Scumbag Self: I didn't realise it was because he was poor, I just thought he loved popcorn10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Oh, you dotted the i with a 3-point crown, you must be soooo gangsta.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I love my boss, but he's a micro-manager who is constantly (and unnecessarily) changing how we do things.11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My store manager wonders why so many new shippers have difficulty learning the ropes...d'uh!9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife isn't sure what lies behind the door at her work which bears this sign...but it looks like a fun time back there.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/funny
The vet thought Xerxes was such a star that she gave her one on her bandage!10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/reptiles
My wife's making me wait until after dinner to dig into this strawberry, whip cream and chocolate pudding delight. Damn!10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/EntTreats
Labia Problems? Please. I thought I was the only person in the world with a penis.11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My coworker's wife is a knockout and we always joke around with him about it. Then at the Christmas Party... (she was not amused).10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just got written up for disobeying my sales manager because he wanted me to egregiously break company policy. The owner is at his summer house overseas until the end of September, but he has cameras on us and he watches all our transactions via remote desktop.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found this little guy trying to cross a busy street near some forest so I brought him back into the bush. I hope he finds his mommy!10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/aww
You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love, daily chores and the like.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It got me the job I have today, with no references or experience in the field.10yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the woman who gave me dirty looks for taking the seat next to her, then spent the entire ride digging her elbows into my side.11yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I hate how when things happen anywhere else in the world it's often only the country that is identified but when things happen in the US we're all expected to be geography experts.9yr ⋅ Slimjawb ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
