Mayhem had dental surgery today and is stoned out of her gourd. She has been sitting here, calmly watching bird videos on YouTube for literally hours.

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Sure, she can’t stop Kyle from leaving her for his side-chick, but she can stop this perky little waitress from having a good goddamn day. “I’D LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

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I’m running out of willpower.

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