I drew this friendly reminder at work. I wish I could give it to the nurses who bring us unlabeled specimens.

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Gatekeeper vs gate-opener.

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Clearly the superior way to exit

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The vast majority of people on this sub are nice but this is for those who feel the need to shame people for having body hair, being fat, or whatever else you don't like the look of. Let people post their OC in peace!

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Every so often, my little sister asks for the Weed Graph

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Snorkels is asking for tummy rubs. She actually likes them.

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[Carrie by Stephen King]. I get that she's focused on her body in this scene, but did we really need the description of a 16 year old's breasts?

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After setting up the chessboard, I left for less than a minute and came back to this.

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Im pretty sure they're both male birds though based on their bright coloring but whatever. Obviously women yell too much.

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The first comment is in response to the question What stereotype is said about one gender that should be applied to the opposite gender?

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Munching on spiderplant (it is cat safe, but mildly hallucinogenic to felines)

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Can't leave my drawers open for too long or Snorkels will (attempt to) climb in

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Snorkels went in here within seconds of me setting the box down.

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[Product] Slipknot fan t-shirt designs for men and women

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Shit, we're in danger!

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Snorkels, what horrors have you seen?

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Apparently poor people are less than human. Yikes.

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My cat Snorkels who apparently has seen something horrible.

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Snorkels in the empty bathtub. No water, only flashbacks to the horrors she has seen.

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CHAL NE

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Coworkers who run out of sick time due to a medical emergency have to rely on sick day donations

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Women being confident hurts me as a man pretty much what he's trying to say

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Snorkels got stuck in a plastic bag and didn't even care that it was on her neck (I got it off right after, and now I'm hiding my plastic bags in case she does get in one and I'm not there)

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From Stephen King's Revival... by far the weirdest way to describe breasts that I have read.

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Get you someone who looks at you the way my cat looks down the stairs.

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Snorkels is having an existential crisis. What horrors does her mind hold?

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So insulting his wife makes him better/less likely to be dangerous??

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Not satire, but a social media post. This was in some advice for picking up women.

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I get that it's probably about breastfeeding but some straight people really do make everything their baby does sexual in a hetero way...

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No Snorkels, you can't drink the paint water! (she really tries no matter how much I take her off the table and show her the clean water)

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People sharing this video without fact checking it, it's satire.

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[The Shining by Stephen King] A five year old seeing a dead lady in the bath feels the need to describe her breasts and pubic hair.

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Of all the places to sit, she chooses the pizza box we were eating out of.

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90% of women have scoliosis, but only theoretically.

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Even catnip can't make her forget

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Been trying to find the last thing to fill out my Hunter's Journal and I finally looked up the list and spent forever comparing it side by side with mine.... only to find it's these. I didn't realize you could kill them with your soul.

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Snorkels loves to sit on my backpack

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We are all being played.

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