Whatever you hear or read today, try not to learn anything about the gunman. If the start talking about him, turn it off. Don't make him the Star of this story. Let's keep the focus on my karma and ways to exploit tragedies in order to increase it.9yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/circlejerk
[S2E3] Maybe I’m an ignorant slut, but I just realized that Michael thought the closing ceremonies literally referred to a ceremony for him “closing” on his condo5yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
This is what happened when I didn't log on to Facebook for 2 weeks. Never received this type of email from them before, and I had email notifications turned off7yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/Anticonsumption
Do you think any of these people feel the slightest bit of shame being the recipient of forced applause from minimum wage workers for purchasing consumer electronics?5yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/Anticonsumption
Let’s be honest: we all know who the worst character on the show actually is5yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Out of morbid curiosity, I fact checked this ad for the Museum of Sex. The ad seems to imply the New Yorker gave it a real review and, at the very least, was intrigued by it. Turns out the quoted text is actually from their satire column (see comments)4yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/nyc
Guy invites his entire family to an anal vore coming out party. Confirmed as true by 4chan10yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/thatHappened
Chemist smells cyanide, goes to reddit for advice instead of taking any action8yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/thatHappened
My reaction when the plot in One Piercing Note advanced regardless of your suspect choice13yr ⋅ sleepy55 ⋅ r/runescape
