Maybe it just wasn’t meant to be

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Probably put this on your fridge

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Parrot Toes Are Zygodactyl

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Change my mind on this momentous day

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Super. Thanks so much.

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And a slide for the stairs

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Toasted uncrustable 🤌

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Almost 54% done with Mondays my dudes

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The entire pack is just frosting blapped like this

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It’s called self care

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Maybe include Florida as a territory

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I wanna be mad too guys

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Why does it hurt so bad

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My roommate unloaded the dishwasher.

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My mom send me this pic- she’s 100 miles away from a Dr. 63, F, smoker, alcoholic

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Quick before it’s 4am. Night dudes.

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Gonna need a big pharma Tito’s collab

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I know it’s zombie season but jfc

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Abraham Lincoln over here

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Did you guys get to sleep in today or nah

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Cash me out at the banana stand

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