Julia glared into the mirror. Years of Carl telling her not to spend money on makeup drove her to spend all of her first alimony check at Sephora. “It’s over, and I can be as fabulous as I want now, Carl! I’m putting myself first, and I am BEAUTIFUL!”4yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Ivy’s reaction after hearing the news that she is edging closer to Sister-Mom status3yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/DuggarsSnark
Free of his harpy ex-wife, Jen, Tom moved to Spain, where he took up bullfighting to regain his masculinity. ¡He aqui el torero! ¡Tomas El Matador! ¡Ole, Ole, Ole!2yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Garry didn’t care that the judge gave him 20 years in the clink for double homicide, arson, and destruction of property. The point is, Carolyn and her new boy toy burned along with the house that she got with the divorce, he would never pay alimony again, and his inner demons were finally at rest.4yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
“Linda, I TOLD YOU, you aren’t getting the nest in the settlement! Not after all the work I put into it all these years!” “George, if MY FATHER hadn’t given us the money to buy the nest, we wouldn’t have had anywhere to go! You’re getting all of our trout, isn’t that enough for you?”4yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Me when I found out the boys are covering the whale ship Essex for the next few episodes:1yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/lastpodcastontheleft
MRW Someone becomes a vocal neo-conservative, tax-ending, Trump-voting, anti-feminist, racist...after moving to San Francisco and living off of his girlfriend.7yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a former co-worker makes fun of me for being ‘excessively feminine and emotional’ but loudly praises someone else for their gender reassignment surgery.6yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW A former friend quits his job, attacks his ex wife, assaults her new partner, threatens her kids, and goes on a deranged social media rant...and blames it all on his 'dyslexia'.7yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I tried joining a fandom that claimed to be open and empathetic, and they turned out to be totally toxic. I'm giving up on fantasy, trolls.4yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In honor of Easter, I bring you Jesus with a mullet, fire, and a bald eagle.8yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/trashy
MRW Two of my friends are pregnant again, and both have become hormonal, mean, judgmental, and sanctimonious. I'm trying to be excited for them, but I can't.6yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The AMA/FDA/CDC are only doing it for money. Meanwhile, my sources only have popups for cash and online stores!7yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
Same Guy, this time with another 'only study', personal insults and a Kennedy!7yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
I've gone over a week with no biting or picking, and did my nails myself. So happy!7yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/calmhands
“Who cares about the virus, when you should be concerned about going to hell!”4yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/FundieSnark
MRW My bridesmaid dress arrives, and I spend an hour twirling around singing Disney songs in it.8yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm donating a bunch of shoes to Goodwill, many of which I've had for years.9yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW After many failed songs, we found one that my FH and I love enough for our first dance!9yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
My husband and I are trying for a baby, I don't know if I deserve one.8yr ⋅ skynolongerblue ⋅ r/AskTrollX
