In light of recent literature, I found it appropriate to dig this up again.4yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/magicTCG
My son didn't believe me when I said I'd die if I quit smoking. We'll see who has the last laugh after I take this cyanide pill.4yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/different_sob_story
I painted my girlfriend (pls no ban she said I could post her tiddies and look she's awake)2yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/circlejerk
I told the jeweler I'd like to buy the rings together. The jerk took it a bit to literally.4yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/different_sob_story
My daughter, Olive, got to meet the person that Popeye the Sailor was based on.4yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Brave firefighter sacrificing kittens to the wildfire in an attempt to appease it.5yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/different_sob_story
My wife and I took a picture of my dad at the same time. To avoid being rude, he looked at both of us.6yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/different_sob_story
You see comrade, when gun is of short supply, must pretend to be of having gun to not appear weak to capitalist scum.5yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/YouSeeComrade
This Racist Cut Her In Line. But Her Reason For Letting Him Go First Had The Crowd Cheering.8yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/thatHappened
Disposing of bodies has never been easier since investing in this body chopping machine!6yr ⋅ SkyezOpen ⋅ r/different_sob_story
