Bob froze. The kids froze. Gail snapped their photo without saying a word. Deep within, Bob seethed. “Once a month and a week at Christmas isn’t enough, Gail! A father shouldn’t have to sneak around just to see his children!” But he kept silent. She’d only twist his words in front of the judge.4yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
The only reason Kakashi ever gives for continuing with The Land of Waves mission is to respect the memory of his own sensei.6yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/Naruto
On vacation in Japan today, I waited for hours to get an anime portrait done by a manga artist. When she saw the Konoha symbol on my phone case, she added these elements as a surprise! I LOVE it!7yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/Naruto
After 29 years, my siblings and I finally completed the 1988 Pizza Hut Land Before Time puppet collection with my sister's discovery of Little Foot in a Pennsylvania thrift store (we collected five of them in 1988, but as my sister said, Little Foot was my own personal white whale until now.)7yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Arnie shuddered, awash with grief in post-orgasmic clarity. He wasn’t proud that he had purchased a life-size sex doll, but he still had needs. Yet the sharp stab of pain when he made contact with its lifeless eyes mid-coitus let him know that letting Melinda go was the biggest mistake of his life.4yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Friendly reminder that Kakashi had to narrate porn to Shikamaru in order to save the village.7yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/Naruto
Stated by a chain-smoking teenager while burying a screaming dismembered Satanist in his backyard.6yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/dankruto
Both Lord Sixth and I. ( ° ʖ °) But really, did anyone else feel like this was a potential couple set-up? Feels like a reach, but couldn't she just as easily have name-dropped the other previous kage, too? And why are just she and Kakashi handling it?7yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/Naruto
A year ago today, our village of r/Naruto fought bravely in the war that would carve our place in internet history. I am proud to have carried on the will of fire with all of you in the name Naruto (even if we ended up as r/Hakuto in our final moments)6yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/Naruto
After treating my students to lunch, one of my students gasped at the portrait on my wallet and said, Teacher! She looks like 구미호 (nine-tailed fox)! Do you know the story of the nine-tailed fox? With a tear in my eye, I said, Sit down, my sweet children... Have I got a story for you!6yr ⋅ Skwr09 ⋅ r/Naruto
