You know, people are good a lot more than I think we realize.
We were hoping for an alpaca, but I guess a human is fine.
That ain't EA.
Back to coma we go!
When it comes to the fart gamble, I’m all in. Always.
As a wise man once said........
I want chips
Ryan Reynolds was right, it was quite funny.
Don't be racist now........
how did he fit the prosthetic leg in thanos' butt?
Karma's a bitch alright (unless it comes to reddit of course)
Only if society knew better..........
Somebody's become the very thing they swore to destroy.......
Also works with the car's heater.
There's bad guy, and then there's BAD guy.
K L I K
My neighbors leave their trash on the road.
Of course he did..........
Who's a good boy?
Nothin you can do about it.
Spy kids is a work of art.
I think I found my soulmate.
How to find a lost dog.
Truly the person who made our childhoods worth it!
I'm gonna stick to Youtube.
YOU ATE MY SALMON, YOU LITTLE SHIT
Do not pass go, go directly to jail.
Poverty. That is how.
I thought those dressers were just for decoration... People really use them?
Wait, when did pepe frog memes become hate?
I would do way weirder stuff to get paid 80 dollars an hour.
1960's Problems Require 1960's Solutions.
You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get out of his strange hole
X WON GIVE IT TO YA
Wise words to live by.
Best part of my childhood.
You can go your whole life without such a moment.
Justice has been served.
I don’t even KNOW that many people.
Couldn't dream of a better customer service.
She looks like she's ready to stab him in the back 23 times.
why you always lyin?
Always be your own hero!
Well I'd definitely like to see you try.
Completely off the rails.
Some people refuse to grow up.
All lies are not bad.
Come on, it ain't no biggy, just a little dusty.
We should be supporting them more than we are.
PETA. (People eating tasty ass)
Not OC, just wanted to share.
Be like that, it do be sometimes.
The highest level of comfort.
This Sounds Terrifying.
Ah shit, here we go again.
He's too powerful to be left alive!
MARK OF THE NINJA.
Anger is real
Take matters into your own hands.
I'm gonna stop you right there.
*cries in BOLD*
It actually IS very hard to show it.
Sounds pretty accurate.
What a smooth button.
I would gladly toss that entire family into a volcano.
The BEST time for a dad joke!
Maybe I'll get my father a pupper this year!
More like nutless bananas.
Well he's just so ... GRIM...maybe if he lightened up a bit?
A good piece of advice.
*stares down condescendingly*
And just like that I'm jealous of a baby.
Homophobia rate drops to zero.
Should've had him on Speed Dial.
The world is not ready to become that self aware.
There's nothing fun about bread without anything on it
Deer skull that had been laying under water for over a year.
No, no, I like this. This means my kid born in 2010 is going to be 20, and it’s about time he moves out. Lazy 4th grade dropout.
JUST DO IT ALREADY.
Could I get some of that luck as well?
Police dog in my area has titanium canines after losing his while biting someone.
Do you want people inside you? Cause that's how you get people inside you.
He's doing his part!
The answer is 400. I don't have a girlfriend, obviously.
Who doesn't use shower time to plan how to murder people who annoy you?
I really, totally, SERIOUSLY doubt that.
you don't talk to nobody, and you never rat on your friends
Wise words to live by indeed......
HIT THE RESET BUTTON.
Man's Best Friend :)
'That will be an important lesson.
I feel personally attacked.
Not a bad idea to be honest.
Proper upbringing shapes a man!
Jeff Bezos slowly transforming into Lex Luthor.
A helpful suggestion
He's got my vote!
At this point I need more comment karma than I need link karma, so help out a bit?
Still better than Twilight.
Loophole to the loophole:have the executioner lace himself with poison
Still a better love story than twilight.
Learning with Pornhub.
I need my bridesmaids to do this.
I’ll rape your corpse is up there on super hipster pick up lines.
This is an internet challenge that should go viral.
From what I remember dogs are allowed on the train/metro as long as they are in a bag or luggage.
If they used this to verify dick pics I'd never have a date again.
had a 50/50 chance to get it right, and still blew it
LAUNDRY POLICE! OPEN UP, WE HAVE A WARRANT!
Turned out they were Mormons though
You need a title too? As if the meme isn't bad enough.
AH! Finally somebody who understands.
However you do it, just don't use the sharp side of the blade.
Where is the rendezvous?
Oh my ...........
Want me to look FOR your ass?
What could go wrong?
Best thing I've read all week.
Happy International Women's Day.
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
I mean, sure sex is great and all, but THIS is something else totally.
In fairness, listening for footsteps comes naturally with learning to masturbate.
Well he did say he was going to get her something 'plane' for Christmas!
There's a special place in heaven for people like these.
The Coke Hierarchy.
Life is about the good things:)
*proceeds to burn said guy alive*