I thought the safest form of safe sex was....wait, but?
He's doing it right
Finally! Smart rednecks!
I couldn't have said it any better
I really want to know
I finally have my own parking spot!
10 feet away
Left my hat on the counter at my buddy's house. This is how it was returned to me:/
My body will be naked and raw like my heart
For the pastafarian redditors. This pic was taken just outside of Hamburg, Germany. Thought you guys would appreciate!
Stumbled past this on my way in to work yesterday
My own original style on the A. What do you guys think?
My favorite noodle joint
Old man gives zero fucks
NO...NO NO NO!
Introducing: DEMON VISION!
My squad and I in northern Iraq back in 2004
It's been a while since I randomly spotted one of these guys. His sitting bitch in a pickup alone, holding a bag of burger king in his lap...
It's NEVER ok to beat a young girl!
I don't think we will be mashing any of these tonight
I can only expect that they filled this boat with kittens.
Just another morning in the army
4 year old little girl dressed up as Dolly Parton(complete with physical enhancements) for a beauty pageant. WTF is wrong with these mothers?! Give these poor girls a damn science book and stop setting them up for epic failure in life!!!
I'd give this kid an A
My daughter starts kindergarden tomorrow. I wish more tax dollars went towards education. I remember the schools providing the majority of this stuff. Wtf?
When you fuck with chuck...
Climbed all the way to the the top of the tree. Been up there for 10 minutes. What now?
I present the origins of the duck face pose all the girls show on facebook
So, I google imaged MY name and....
Here is the un-photoshopped original of me in Sadr City, Iraq. Didnt realize my non existent photoshop skills would be so criticized on the other one. Still a sweet pic though!
This just looks weird
I just met the Friendly Atheist!
Pray the weight away!