After I got a 100 in my Human Sexuality exam on Fetishes, Porn, and Abnormal sexual behavior.10yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW last night at the bar this drunk girl just squatted in front of me and began to pee as we had finished making out.8yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW a close friend of mine told me he broke up with a girl, because he believes he has a shot with a camgirl instead.8yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MR as I walked into work on my vacation to turn in a job bid to a different department, and my boss walks outside at the same time and spots me.7yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MR after my girlfriend told me she has become a wrestling fan.7yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MR after my mother asked me to marry her friend's sister for citizenship.8yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my buddy thought that the stripper liked him and he wouldn't shut up about it.8yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
What I'm going to be doing today since my SO and I just broke up early in the morning.9yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I've been taking care of my gf's cats while she is away for the weekend. MRW I woke up to them being snuggled up to me today.10yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my dad was upset that I didn't call on him because I was sick this past weekend.7yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I ask my co-worker what he is doing and he says Just hollowing out a book to hide my 9mm9yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I realized this weekend, that my greatest friend and I, have to take a break from each other.9yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I drove for 8 hours straight, 3 pit stops, running on 2 energy drinks, cigarettes, no food, and we finally arrive at our hotel room at 4 a.m.8yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Seeing my best friend and the girl I'm madly in love with last night at a party.12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/reactiongifs
First official Guardians of the Galaxy photo!. (x-post from /r/movies)11yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/comicbookmovies
Apparently people want to bring the Harlem Shake to where I'm from.12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/cringepics
The ones that live for tomorrow... - The Man From Nowhere [1920x1080]12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/QuotesPorn
MFW I found out my ex girlfriend is moving in with her 2 month boyfriend.12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/mfw
When I'm trying to enjoy breakfast and my friend won't stop showing me pictures that I've seen on here.12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/reactiongifs
This little guy just found his way into our home yesterday at 6 a.m., so we decided to keep him around. We call him Silverbolt.9yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/aww
This guy is 22, has been with his girlfriend for 3 days now, and every time he gets dumped he goes on a crusade, until he gets another brief girlfriend.12yr ⋅ sk_starscream ⋅ r/cringepics
