I was always jealous of my friends that had Mario 64. I finally beat it at 33y/o1yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/gaming
Don't have anyone to celebrate with since I'm not on speaking terms with my GF, but, this is the first time I've been under 200lbs in 8 years.5yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/intermittentfasting
Crunchy peanut butter and fluff between two pieces of leftover french toast, served in a paper towel1yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
I've been disappointed for years, the price gouging shouldn't be a surprise1yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/pokemongo
TacoBell/KFC ran out of chips for my NBG. I convinced them to use steak fries in their place. It was the best thing I've ever had from TB. As you can imagine, my morning has been rough4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My prize strips. Black Garlic Parmesan rub with Worcestershire sauce, onion powder, and black pepper. Tougher than boot leather1yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/jerky
Entitled bitch was less than happy she couldn't cancel her custom cake order the day of delivery. Thanks for the tip.4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/EntitledBitch
That moment when you drop your entire pack of fake weed and try to pick it up, but then nod out half way through spreading it around on the subway floor at 8am4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/SubwayCreatures
Three months since someone puked on the car and still, except the window, has yet to be washed.4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/trashy
Don't forget to fix yourself a drink. I only say that because you may forget because you've been drinking since 11am like I have.4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/castiron
A pig shaped crack pipe and a razor blade concealed in a plastic Oreo on a Wish ad. Classy5yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/facebookwins
I no longer get excited when I see the high end item reveal. It's always Peachette4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/MarioKartTour
Over two weeks ago someone puked on the car parked infront of me on my block. I saw it again today after not seeing it since, and they still haven't cleaned it.4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/trashy
I love the AWM but that M24 with a silencer is like butter on hot toast6yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/PUBGMobile
Took a risk leaving an established company for a smaller company. I worked harder than ever because they lied about my duties. I smiled and did it without complaint, and then they fired me anyway. Now, a beer for every job application I filled out today. God help me. Cheers4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/drunk
Leave the middle tab in tact so it stays one piece of garbage. Just a reminder: it takes 15 seconds to not be a c*nt.4yr ⋅ SirTacoBill ⋅ r/pics
