Does this count?
Don't have anyone to celebrate with since I'm not on speaking terms with my GF, but, this is the first time I've been under 200lbs in 8 years.
If you do this, just know, everyone hates you.
Crossovers are a bitch
A dog in the arabic(?) writing
When dealing with PB&J's, waffles are always breadder
What, in God's good name, did I search to deserve this?
TacoBell/KFC ran out of chips for my NBG. I convinced them to use steak fries in their place. It was the best thing I've ever had from TB. As you can imagine, my morning has been rough
How much anime do you have to watch to think this is cool?
More memories than sales, but I'm richer because of it
Bailey isnt feeling good. She likes to cuddle when shes sick
Bailey needs your good vibes.
Also guilty of sucking the water out of the bottle
Nature beats metal
I think this goes here
Ice Town all over again
Three months since someone puked on the car and still, except the window, has yet to be washed.
A pig shaped crack pipe and a razor blade concealed in a plastic Oreo on a Wish ad. Classy
New board by Burton, they call it the gimp
Well, this is absolutely infuriating
Found the perfect Cheez-It. It tasted as good as it looks.
I guess they see something they really like
These NES games are my childhood
I love the AWM but that M24 with a silencer is like butter on hot toast
Over two weeks ago someone puked on the car parked infront of me on my block. I saw it again today after not seeing it since, and they still haven't cleaned it.
Why does the icon have 1st in it?
Took a risk leaving an established company for a smaller company. I worked harder than ever because they lied about my duties. I smiled and did it without complaint, and then they fired me anyway. Now, a beer for every job application I filled out today. God help me. Cheers
Happiness is activity.
When your sister takes charge of the carving, you should just step aside
Any day now
My niece Grace. Yep, that hair is legit
Leave the middle tab in tact so it stays one piece of garbage. Just a reminder: it takes 15 seconds to not be a c*nt.
My old Miller Lite promotional van
Fingerprint in my pretzel
Bailey girls new feeding tube
Shopping list I wish was mine
Saw this on my way to work. Great cakeday so far
People who leave the bathroom like this
My GF gave me the D
It takes this much to get me high
My friends bosses wife ran over a quarter.
Easy does it
Not a bad start to the season