MRW I'm forty and can't figure out age appropriate hairstyles, makeup or clothes. THIS IS ME NOW7yr · sirloafalot · r/TrollXChromosomes
How I secretly feel when sharing appetizers with my co-workers at a company dinner.7yr · sirloafalot · r/TrollXChromosomes
Because of you ladies, that's why. My four stages of reddit as a woman.10yr · sirloafalot · r/TrollXChromosomes
My mom has green/yellow eyes, my dad had blue eyes. Mine are all mixed up.10yr · sirloafalot · r/eyes
I really dislike this song and what it teaches young girls. This made me laugh so hard.9yr · sirloafalot · r/SRSFunny
My two dags! See that pillow on the left? That's my seat. They are such love-seat hogs!9yr · sirloafalot · r/Daww
He can be my last Mohican any day. Okay, that was lame, but Daniel Day Lewis *is* gorgeous and talented.10yr · sirloafalot · r/LadyBoners
You can take my booze when you pry it out of my cold, dead fingers!10yr · sirloafalot · r/cripplingalcoholism
I like his tats, the red undies and the umbrella. Plus, he can totally sing. 10yr · sirloafalot · r/LadyBoners
